150 Best Miami Knock Knock Jokes: Sunshine and Giggles Guaranteed

Ever wanted a taste of Miami sunshine mixed with a dash of cheesy humor? Get ready to laugh with our collection of hilarious Miami knock knock jokes! We’ve curated the best puns and one-liners inspired by the vibrant culture, beaches, and iconic landmarks of the Magic City.

Forget your worries and dive into a world of silly fun. These Miami knock knock jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even your favorite tourist. Prepare to unleash your inner comedian and spread some Miami-style joy.

Best Miami Knock Knock Jokes: Sunshine and Giggles Guaranteed

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Juan – Juan who? – Juan to go to South Beach and get a tan?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Armando – Armando who? – Armando a mojito, it’s five o’clock somewhere.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Parrot – Parrot who? – Parrot your keys, I think you left them in your cabana.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Flamingo – Flamingo who? – Flamingo crazy with all these beautiful beaches!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Croc – Croc who? – Croc-a-doodle-doo! Did someone order a Key lime pie?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sun – Sun who? – Sun-day’s the perfect day for a beach party, are you in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Heat – Heat who? – Heat wave is coming, better grab an umbrella!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Salsa – Salsa who? – Salsa-bout time to go dancing on Calle Ocho!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cuban – Cuban who? – Cuban go to the beach, I’ve got my swimming trunks!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Vizcaya – Vizcaya who? – Vizcaya the perfect place for an afternoon stroll.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Art Deco – Art Deco who? – Art Deco-rate a sandcastle, wanna help?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Everglades – Everglades who? – Everglades the best place to see some gators and birds.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Little – Little who? – Little Havana is calling, let’s go get some coffee!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dolphin – Dolphin who? – Dolphin-itely time to go for a swim in the turquoise water.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean – Ocean who? – Ocean you think we should get some conch fritters?

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Miami Beach Knock Knock Jokes: Sun, Sand, and Silliness

Ready for some sunshine and giggles? “Miami Knock Knock Jokes” just got a beachy upgrade with “Miami Beach Knock Knock Jokes: Sun, Sand, and Silliness!” Expect the usual playful wordplay, but now sprinkled with mentions of palm trees, ocean waves, and maybe even a tan line or two. It’s the…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – South Beach – South Beach who? – South Beach-ing myself up, can I come in and get some shade, I’m feeling a little fried!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Sandwich – A Cuban Sandwich who? – A Cuban Sandwich-ing my way over, I’m cheesy, meaty, and ready to be devoured.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean Drive – Ocean Drive who? – Ocean Drive-ing me crazy, I need a place to park and get a cold drink, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Flamingo – A Flamingo who? – A Flamingo-ing to get out of the sun, is there any shade in there?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Art Deco – Art Deco who? – Art Deco-rate your day, with a little bit of sun and some fun, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Little Havana – Little Havana who? – Little Havana good time, but I’m ready for a nap and some AC, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Speedboat – A Speedboat who? – A Speedboat-ing my way over, I need a place to dock and get a cold drink, can I come in and tell you about my day on the water?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Beach Towel – A Beach Towel who? – A Beach Towel-ing you to open the door, I’m all wet and sandy, and need a place to dry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Croqueta – A Croqueta who? – A Croqueta-lly need a warm place to be, I’m crispy and delicious and ready for a good time.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mojito – A Mojito who? – A Mojito-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little parched, and need some minty goodness.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Sunburn – A Sunburn who? – A Sunburn-ing up, I need some aloe and a cool room, can I come in and chill?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cruise Ship – A Cruise Ship who? – A Cruise Ship-ing in, I need a place to dock and stretch my sea legs, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Salsa Dancer – A Salsa Dancer who? – A Salsa Dancer-ing my way over, can I come in and show you my moves?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Coconut – A Coconut who? – A Coconut-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little nutty and need a place to be enjoyed with a little rum.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean Breeze – Ocean Breeze who? – Ocean Breeze-ing through, but it’s still too hot, can I come in and find a fan?

Little Havana Knock Knock Jokes: A Taste of Laughter

“Little Havana Knock Knock Jokes: A Taste of Laughter” is a vibrant slice of Miami’s humor scene. Forget the beaches for a minute, this book dives into the heart of Cuban culture with silly, clever knock-knocks. It’s a fun way to experience the warmth and wit of Little Havana, showing…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Sandwich – A Cuban Sandwich who? – A Cuban Sandwich-ing my way over, I’m cheesy, meaty, and ready to be devoured, and it’s cold out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Little Italy Gelato – Little Italy Gelato who? – Little Italy Gelato-ver here, melting from the sun, may I come in and get out of this heat?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mojito – A Mojito who? – A Mojito-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little parched, and need some minty goodness, and a warm place to chill.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Domino – Domino who? – Domino-t want to play outside, it’s too cold, can I come in and we can play a game?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Croqueta – Croqueta who? – Croqueta-lly need a warm place to be, I’m crispy and delicious and ready for a good time.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Calle Ocho – Calle Ocho who? – Calle Ocho-n you open the door, it’s a little chilly, and I have some salsa moves to show you.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Guayabera – Guayabera who? – Guayabera-ly need to get in, I have a feeling it’s time for some dominoes and maybe a little rum.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cafecito – Cafecito who? – Cafecito-ing for a strong cup of coffee, it’s cold out here, and I need to get my day started, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Cigar – A Cuban Cigar who? – A Cuban Cigar-tainly need a place to relax, and it’s a little chilly out here, can I come in and tell you a story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mamey – Mamey who? – Mamey-be you should let me in, it’s cold and I’m feeling a little fruity.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Azucar – Azucar who? – Azucar-ly need a place to warm up, can I come in and share my sweet story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Conga Line – A Conga Line who? – A Conga Line-ing up at your door, can we come in and get this party started?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Pastelito – A Pastelito who? – A Pastelito-ing to get inside, I’m sweet and flaky, and ready for a good time, and it’s a little cold out here.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Domino Master – A Domino Master who? – A Domino Master-ing my way to your door, hope you have a table, and it’s warm, and maybe some snacks.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pork – Pork who? – Pork-ing my way to your door, hoping you have some good mojo, it’s getting cold out here.

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Ocean Drive Knock Knock Jokes: Art Deco Chuckles

Dive into “Ocean Drive Knock Knock Jokes: Art Deco Chuckles,” a splash of Miami fun! Forget the usual palm trees; we’re talking pastel-colored punchlines and geometric giggles. This book blends the city’s iconic architecture with classic knock-knocks, giving you a uniquely Miami comedic experience. It’s more than just jokes, it’s…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – South Beach – South Beach who? – South Beach-ing myself up, can I come in and dry off?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cruise Ship – A Cruise Ship who? – A Cruise Ship-ing in, I need a place to dock and stretch my sea legs, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean Drive – Ocean Drive who? – Ocean Drive-ing me crazy, I need a place to park and get a cold drink, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Flamingo – A Flamingo who? – A Flamingo-ing to get out of the sun, is there any shade in there?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Cigar – A Cuban Cigar who? – A Cuban Cigar-tainly need a place to relax, and it’s a little chilly out here, can I come in and tell you a story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Art Deco – Art Deco who? – Art Deco-rate your day, with a little bit of sun and some fun, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mojito – A Mojito who? – A Mojito-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little parched, and need some minty goodness, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Sand Dune – A Sand Dune who? – A Sand Dune-ing my best to get to the door, it’s shifting beneath my feet!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A South Beach lifeguard – A South Beach lifeguard who? – A South Beach lifeguard-ing for a place to rest, can I come in and show you my tan?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Street Artist – A Street Artist who? – A Street Artist-ically gifted, I need a place to create, can I come in and show you my latest mural?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Speedboat – A Speedboat who? – A Speedboat-ing my way over, I need a place to dock and get a cold drink, can I come in and tell you about my day on the water?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wooder Ice Cart – A Wooder Ice Cart who? – A Wooder Ice Cart-ing around, but I’m freezing, can I come in and warm up and tell you about my flavors?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Limbo Champion – A Limbo Champion who? – A Limbo Champion-ing for a place to rest my back, that last limbo was a killer, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Salsa Dancer – A Salsa Dancer who? – A Salsa Dancer-ing my way over, can I come in and show you my moves and get out of this heat?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Tourist – A Tourist who? – A Tourist-ing my patience, can I come in and look at my map, I’m feeling a little lost?

South Beach Knock Knock Jokes: Glamorous Giggles

Looking for a laugh with a Miami twist? Dive into “South Beach Knock Knock Jokes: Glamorous Giggles”! This collection takes the classic format and injects it with the sun, sand, and sass of South Beach. Expect witty wordplay, vibrant characters, and enough Miami flair to make you feel like you’re…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Speedo – A Speedo who? – A Speedo-meter says I’m ready for the beach, but it’s cold out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Flamingo – A Flamingo who? – A Flamingo crazy with all these beautiful beaches, but I’m cold, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Botox Needle – A Botox Needle who? – A Botox Needle-y need to find a place to chill, and maybe get a little smoother, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – South Beach Tan – South Beach Tan who? – South Beach Tan-tastic, open the door, or I’ll have to get a spray tan inside!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Designer Handbag – A Designer Handbag who? – A Designer Handbag-ing for a place to rest, all this shopping is exhausting, let me in!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Yacht – A Yacht who? – A Yacht-a be kidding me, it’s cold out here, open the door, I need to dock!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Paparazzi – A Paparazzi who? – A Paparazzi-ing your door, can I come in and take your picture?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A High Heel – A High Heel who? – A High Heel-ly need a place to sit down, these shoes are killing me, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A VIP – A VIP who? – A VIP-ing to get out of the cold, can I come in and tell you about my night?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Sunglasses Model – A Sunglasses Model who? – A Sunglasses Model-ing for a place to warm up, and maybe show you my latest shades, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Pool Boy – A Pool Boy who? – A Pool Boy-ing you to let me in, I’m feeling a bit chilly, and I need a place to rest my muscles.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Red Carpet – A Red Carpet who? – A Red Carpet-ing my way to your door, can I come in and show you my outfit?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Bodybuilder – A Bodybuilder who? – A Bodybuilder-ing myself up, I need a place to rest my muscles after all that working out, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Miami Vice Fan – A Miami Vice Fan who? – A Miami Vice Fan-tastically need a place to warm up, and maybe find some pastel colors, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Beach Towel – A Beach Towel who? – A Beach Towel-ing you to open the door, I’m all wet and sandy, and need a place to dry.

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Wynwood Walls Knock Knock Jokes: Colorful Comedy

Miami’s vibrant Wynwood Walls aren’t just for murals; they’re now a stage for “Colorful Comedy”! Imagine knock-knock jokes as bright and bold as the art around them. Think puns about paint splatters and witty wordplay inspired by street art. This unique take on Miami humor is a fun, visual experience,…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Street Artist – A Wynwood Street Artist who? – A Wynwood Street Artist-ically needs a canvas, and it looks like your door is blank!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Mural – A Wynwood Mural who? – A Wynwood Mural-ly needs a place to dry, this Miami humidity is wild!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Graffiti – Graffiti who? – Graffiti-n’ me crazy, just open the door already!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Gallery Owner – A Wynwood Gallery Owner who? – A Wynwood Gallery Owner-ing for a place to display my new pieces, and it’s cold out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Hipster – A Wynwood Hipster who? – A Wynwood Hipster-ically needs a place to chill, do you have any obscure vinyl records?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Food Truck – A Wynwood Food Truck who? – A Wynwood Food Truck-ing over to your place, can I come in and tell you about my menu?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Tourist – A Wynwood Tourist who? – A Wynwood Tourist-ing all day, I’m exhausted, can I come in and rest my feet?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Bar Patron – A Wynwood Bar Patron who? – A Wynwood Bar Patron-izing your door, I’ve got a serious thirst and need a place to chill, and it’s cold out here!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Fashion Blogger – A Wynwood Fashion Blogger who? – A Wynwood Fashion Blogger-ing to get inside, I need a place to take some outfit photos, and it’s chilly out here!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Art Critic – A Wynwood Art Critic who? – A Wynwood Art Critic-ally need a place to relax, and maybe write a review, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Drone Pilot – A Wynwood Drone Pilot who? – A Wynwood Drone Pilot-ing my way over, can I come in and show you my footage, it’s a little windy out here?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Street Performer – A Wynwood Street Performer who? – A Wynwood Street Performer-ing a magic trick, but I need a place to set up and warm up, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Mural Photographer – A Wynwood Mural Photographer who? – A Wynwood Mural Photographer-ing your door, can I come in and see if you have any good lighting?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Graffiti Artist – A Wynwood Graffiti Artist who? – A Wynwood Graffiti Artist-ically need a place to plan my next piece, can I come in and sketch for a bit, and it’s cold out here?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Art Collector – A Wynwood Art Collector who? – A Wynwood Art Collector-ing to get inside, I have to tell you about this amazing new artist I discovered, and it’s cold out here!

Miami Dolphins Knock Knock Jokes: Fins Up Funnies

Looking for a splash of laughter? “Miami Knock Knock Jokes” just got a dose of aqua and orange! “Miami Dolphins Knock Knock Jokes: Fins Up Funnies” dives deep into hilarious, team-themed puns. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are a guaranteed touchdown for…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Miami Hurricane – A Miami Hurricane who? – A Miami Hurricane-ly need a place to cool off, this heat is intense, and I’m ready to watch some football.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – South Beach Tan – South Beach Tan who? – South Beach Tan-tastic, open the door, or I’ll have to get a spray tan inside!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Little Havana – Little Havana who? – Little Havana good time, but I’m ready for a nap and some AC, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cruise Ship – A Cruise Ship who? – A Cruise Ship-ing in, I need a place to dock and stretch my sea legs, can I come in and tell you about my trip?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Mural Photographer – A Wynwood Mural Photographer who? – A Wynwood Mural Photographer-ing your door, can I come in and see if you have any good lighting?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean Drive – Ocean Drive who? – Ocean Drive-ing me crazy, I need a place to park and get a cold drink, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Flamingo – A Flamingo who? – A Flamingo-ing to get out of the sun, is there any shade in there?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A South Florida Iguana – A South Florida Iguana who? – A South Florida Iguana-t to come in, I’m looking for a place to warm up, but it’s still a little chilly for me out here.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Sandwich – A Cuban Sandwich who? – A Cuban Sandwich-ing my way over, I’m cheesy, meaty, and ready to be devoured, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ocean – Ocean who? – Ocean you please open the door, I’m feeling a little salty out here!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wynwood Art Collector – A Wynwood Art Collector who? – A Wynwood Art Collector-ing to get inside, I have to tell you about this amazing new artist I discovered, and it’s cold out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A South Beach Lifeguard – A South Beach Lifeguard who? – A South Beach Lifeguard-ing for a place to rest, can I come in and show you my tan?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Miami Vice Fan – A Miami Vice Fan who? – A Miami Vice Fan-tastically need a place to warm up, and maybe find some pastel colors, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Little Havana Musician – A Little Havana Musician who? – A Little Havana Musician-ing my way to your door, I need a place to tune my guitar, and maybe play a little salsa, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Calle Ocho Salsa Dancer – A Calle Ocho Salsa Dancer who? – A Calle Ocho Salsa Dancer-ing my way over, can I come in and show you my moves?

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Calle Ocho Knock Knock Jokes: Latin-Inspired Laughs

Looking for a Miami twist on classic humor? Dive into “Calle Ocho Knock Knock Jokes”! This collection spices up familiar jokes with a vibrant Latin flair, drawing inspiration from Miami’s iconic Little Havana. Expect plenty of playful wordplay, cultural nods, and guaranteed giggles. It’s the perfect way to share a…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Coffee – A Cuban Coffee who? – A Cuban Coffee-n’t get me going, and now I’m freezing, can I come in and get a cafecito?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Little Havana Musician – A Little Havana Musician who? – A Little Havana Musician-ing my way to your door, I need a place to tune my guitar, and maybe play a little salsa, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Domino Player – A Domino Player who? – A Domino Player-ing for a warm place to play, my bones are aching from the cold.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Pastelito Vendor – A Pastelito Vendor who? – A Pastelito Vendor-ing to get inside, I’ve got some guava and cheese pastries, and it’s cold out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Guayabera – A Guayabera who? – A Guayabera-ly need to get in, I have a feeling it’s time for some dominoes and maybe a little rum, and it’s chilly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Croqueta – A Croqueta who? – A Croqueta-lly need a warm place to be, I’m crispy and delicious and ready for a good time, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Rumba Dancer – A Rumba Dancer who? – A Rumba Dancer-ing for a warm place, can I come in and show you my moves?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mango Vendor – A Mango Vendor who? – A Mango Vendor-ing my way to your door, I’ve got some sweet and juicy fruit, but it’s too cold to sell out here.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cafecito – A Cafecito who? – A Cafecito-ing for a strong cup of coffee, it’s cold out here, and I need to get my day started.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mojito – A Mojito who? – A Mojito-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little parched, and need some minty goodness, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cuban Cigar – A Cuban Cigar who? – A Cuban Cigar-tainly need a place to relax, and it’s a little chilly out here, can I come in and tell you a story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Flan Lover – A Flan Lover who? – A Flan Lover-ly time to be indoors, can I come in and enjoy some creamy goodness?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Salsa Band – A Salsa Band who? – A Salsa Band-ing together to bring you some music, but it’s too cold to play out here, can we come in and rehearse?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Bocadillo – A Bocadillo who? – A Bocadillo-cious place to be, but it’s chilly, can I come in and enjoy my sandwich?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Conga Line – A Conga Line who? – A Conga Line-ing up at your door, can we come in and get this party started, and find some warmth?

Everglades Knock Knock Jokes: Swampy Snickers

Forget South Beach, dive into the wild side! “Everglades Knock Knock Jokes: Swampy Snickers,” part of the Miami Knock Knock Jokes series, brings you gator-sized giggles. Imagine knock-knocks about mangrove mazes and airboat adventures. It’s a fun, family-friendly way to explore the Everglades’ quirky side, far from the usual city…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Alligator – Alligator who? – Alligator’s gonna be late for dinner, I’ve been waiting out here all day!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mosquito – Mosquito who? – Mosquito quickly before I start swatting at the door!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Swamp Thing – Swamp Thing who? – Swamp Thing to get out of this heat, let me in and get some AC!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Canebrake – Canebrake who? – Canebrake my back trying to get to your door, is there a good place to sit?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sawgrass – Sawgrass who? – Sawgrass to be careful out here, it’s a bit marshy and I’m ready for a nap.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Heron – Heron who? – Heron the news, it’s too hot to be out here, can I come in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mangrove – Mangrove who? – Mangrove you a good time, I’m ready to get out of this sun and have some shade.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cypress – Cypress who? – Cypress you’d open the door, I need a place to rest my roots, and maybe tell you some tall tales.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Panther – Panther who? – Panther try to get some BBQ later, I’m starving.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Egret – Egret who? – Egret to tell you, it’s too hot out here, can I come in and cool off?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Airboat – Airboat who? – Airboat you’d open the door, I’m tired of navigating this swampy mess, and I need a place to rest my propeller.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Python – Python who? – Python up the door, I’ve been slithering around all day, and I need a warm place to rest.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Marsh – Marsh who? – Marsh-mallows are good, but a cool drink is better, let me in and I’ll share.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Skeeter – Skeeter who? – Skeeter-ing to get inside, I’m feeling a little itchy, do you have any bug spray?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cattail – Cattail who? – Cattail me about it, I’m exhausted from all this humidity, can I come in?