150 Best DnD Ranger Knock Knock Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter

Ever felt like your D&D sessions needed a little more…wildlife humor? Get ready to unleash the laughs with a collection of hilarious DnD ranger knock knock jokes! We’ve scoured the forests and tracked down the punniest jokes that’ll have your party rolling with laughter, not just initiative.

Whether you’re a seasoned ranger player or just enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes are guaranteed to hit the mark. Forget about saving throws, prepare for some serious laughter rolls with these nature-themed puns.

So, gather your party and get ready for some rib-tickling fun. Let’s dive into the world of DnD ranger knock knock jokes!

Ranger’s Call: Knock Knock Jokes Inspired by Nature

Ever wish your DnD Ranger’s jokes were as wild as the forest they protect? “Ranger’s Call” is your answer! This collection of knock-knock jokes, inspired by nature and perfect for the tabletop, will have your party howling with laughter (or groaning, depending on their taste). Think witty wordplay with flora,…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Willow Branch – Willow Branch who? – Willow Branch out to the forest, I’m going to go make a friend.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pine Needle – Pine Needle who? – Pine Needle, some help with my compass, it’s pointing towards the nearest bakery.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Thistle Patch – Thistle Patch who? – Thistle Patch you up, I’m here to tell you a story about the woods, and also maybe a bad pun.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mossy Rock – Mossy Rock who? – Mossy Rock around the path, hoping you have some snacks and also a good sense of direction.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Acorn Nut – Acorn Nut who? – Acorn Nut be a bit more careful with those traps, I almost fell.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Stream Bed – Stream Bed who? – Stream Bed-ing to get to the tavern, I’ve been walking all day.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Badger Burrow – Badger Burrow who? – Badger Burrow-ing in, I hope you don’t mind the mess, and also my sharp claws.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sunbeam Patch – Sunbeam Patch who? – Sunbeam Patch-ing up my wounds, I need a place to rest my weary bones.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bramble Bush – Bramble Bush who? – Bramble Bush-ing my way through the forest, looking for the perfect berry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – River Reed – River Reed who? – River Reed-ing to go, I have to get to the other side.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Forest Path – Forest Path who? – Forest Path-ing a trail, but I think I got lost, and I also have this joke, it’s a bit winding.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wildflower Bloom – Wildflower Bloom who? – Wildflower Bloom-ing out of my shell, ready to show you my wild side, and a terrible pun.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Squirrel’s Nut Stash – Squirrel’s Nut Stash who? – Squirrel’s Nut Stash is surprisingly large, and also surprisingly well-organized, and I think it has your socks.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owl Hoot – Owl Hoot who? – Owl Hoot be seeing you later, I have some mice to catch, and also, a story about the forest.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mountain Peak – Mountain Peak who? – Mountain Peak-ing for a new trail, I’m ready for an adventure, and a terrible joke.

Tracking the Punchline: DnD Ranger Knock Knock Jokes Explained

Ever wondered why a Ranger’s knock-knock joke lands flat? “Tracking the Punchline” dives into the peculiar world of DnD Ranger humor. We’ll explore how their nature-focused, often literal mindset clashes with classic joke structures. Get ready to understand why a “Who’s there?” from a Ranger might lead to a detailed…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Animal Companion’s Whine – A Ranger’s Animal Companion’s Whine who? – A Ranger’s Animal Companion’s Whine is surprisingly effective at getting me to stop telling terrible jokes, and also to give him a treat, it’s very persuasive.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Hunter’s Mark – A Hunter’s Mark who? – A Hunter’s Mark-ed you with this joke, hope you don’t mind, it’s a bit of a target.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Beast Master’s Loyal Companion – A Beast Master’s Loyal Companion who? – A Beast Master’s Loyal Companion is very protective of me, and also very confused by my jokes, but he’s still a good boy, and I love him.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Favored Terrain of Bad Puns – A Ranger’s Favored Terrain of Bad Puns who? – A Ranger’s Favored Terrain of Bad Puns is where all my worst jokes grow, it’s a real breeding ground for terrible humor.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Arrow – A Ranger’s Arrow who? – A Ranger’s Arrow-ing to tell you a joke, but I think I missed the mark, it’s a little off target.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Druid’s Wild Shape into a Squirrel – A Druid’s Wild Shape into a Squirrel who? – A Druid’s Wild Shape into a Squirrel is surprisingly good at finding nuts, and also at judging my jokes, he’s very critical.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Sense of Direction – A Ranger’s Sense of Direction who? – A Ranger’s Sense of Direction-ally points towards the nearest tavern, and also sometimes, the actual quest, but mostly, the tavern.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Tracker’s Map – A Tracker’s Map who? – A Tracker’s Map is pointing towards your location, and also it says you have snacks, and also, it can smell a bad pun from miles away.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Hunter’s Trap – A Hunter’s Trap who? – A Hunter’s Trap-ped you with this joke, but don’t worry, it’s not lethal, just very corny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Beast Master’s Bird Companion – A Beast Master’s Bird Companion who? – A Beast Master’s Bird Companion is here, and he’s very good at mimicking my bad jokes, it’s a real echo chamber of terrible humor.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Camouflage – A Ranger’s Camouflage who? – A Ranger’s Camouflage-d myself in the bushes, to surprise you with this awful joke, did it work?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Hunter’s Collection of Trophies – A Hunter’s Collection of Trophies who? – A Hunter’s Collection of Trophies is mostly made up of goblin ears, and a few very confused looking squirrels, and also, a very bad pun.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Druid’s Animal Companion’s Bark – A Druid’s Animal Companion’s Bark who? – A Druid’s Animal Companion’s Bark says this joke is terrible, and also that he wants a treat, it’s a very specific bark.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Bow – A Ranger’s Bow who? – A Ranger’s Bow-ing to the demands of nature, and also to tell you this terrible joke, it’s a bit of a curveball.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Ranger’s Survival Skills – A Ranger’s Survival Skills who? – A Ranger’s Survival Skills-ly got me through the wilderness, but I still don’t know how to tell a good joke, it’s a real struggle.

Beast Companion Banter: Animal-Themed Ranger Knock Knock Jokes

Ready to unleash some wild laughter at your next DnD session? “Beast Companion Banter” is your guide to hilariously awful, animal-themed knock-knock jokes, perfect for any Ranger looking to lighten the mood. From punny parrots to badger-ing bears, these jokes are so bad, they’re good – a must-have for any…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Badger – Badger who? – Badger me to tell you a joke, but I’m not sure it’s going to be a good one.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owl – Owl who? – Owl always be there for you, even if my jokes are a bit hoot-less.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wolf – Wolf who? – Wolf you please open the door? I’ve got a bone to pick with your sense of humor.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hawk – Hawk who? – Hawk-ward, I forgot the punchline, can you help me out?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Spider – Spider who? – Spider-man, I’m looking for a good web-site and also some snacks.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bear – Bear who? – Bear with me, this joke is a little grizzly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Snake – Snake who? – Snake a leg, I’ve got a joke that’s going to slither into your mind.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Raven – Raven who? – Raven heard you were looking for some terrible puns, I’m here to deliver.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Fox – Fox who? – Fox you gonna laugh at my next joke? I’m feeling a little sly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Lizard – Lizard who? – Lizard-ly wanting to tell you a joke, but I’m afraid it might be a bit cold-blooded.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Parrot – Parrot who? – Parrot-ly believe it, I just came up with a joke that’s not terrible, or is it?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cat – Cat who? – Cat got your tongue? I’m just here to purr-suade you to laugh.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Eagle – Eagle who? – Eagle-ly waiting for you to open the door, I’ve been flying all day.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Frog – Frog who? – Frog-et about it, this joke is going to be a bit ribbit-ing.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bat – Bat who? – Bat-ter up, this joke is about to fly, or maybe just fall flat.

Favored Foe Funnies: DnD Ranger Jokes Targeting Specific Enemies

Ever heard a Ranger knock-knock joke about a goblin? Probably! But “Favored Foe Funnies” takes it further. Imagine jokes specifically tailored to their chosen enemies – like a “Knock knock, who’s there? Bugbear! Bugbear who? Bugbear-ing down the door with my arrow!” It’s all about themed humor, making those encounters…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Goblin’s Stolen Chicken – A Goblin’s Stolen Chicken who? – A Goblin’s Stolen Chicken is surprisingly good, especially when it’s not yours, and also I have a joke about thievery, wanna hear it?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Beholder’s Eye Patch – A Beholder’s Eye Patch who? – A Beholder’s Eye Patch is surprisingly difficult to put on with so many eyes, it’s a real struggle, and also, it’s a fashion statement.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mind Flayer’s Recipe for Brain Stew – A Mind Flayer’s Recipe for Brain Stew who? – A Mind Flayer’s Recipe for Brain Stew is surprisingly simple, mostly just brains and a little bit of salt, and also, he says it’s best served warm, and also, it’s probably going to make you crave brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Rust Monster’s Dating Profile – A Rust Monster’s Dating Profile who? – A Rust Monster’s Dating Profile says, “Seeking someone with a heart of steel, and maybe a few extra swords, I’m not picky, and also I’m very hungry”.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Treant’s Root Canal – A Treant’s Root Canal who? – A Treant’s Root Canal is surprisingly painful, and also, it’s a very long process, so buckle up, and also, this joke is going to be a bit of a root canal.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Slaad’s Dance Moves – A Slaad’s Dance Moves who? – A Slaad’s Dance Moves are mostly just a chaotic mix of hopping and random shape-shifting, surprisingly moving, and also quite wet.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Dracolich’s Bedtime Story – A Dracolich’s Bedtime Story who? – A Dracolich’s Bedtime Story is surprisingly soothing, but it usually ends with a very loud rattling of bones, and also this joke is a bit bone-chilling.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Mimic’s Complaint – A Mimic’s Complaint who? – A Mimic’s Complaint is that you keep trying to open me, and I’m just trying to sleep, can’t you see I’m a chest, not a door, and also this joke is making me grumpy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Gelatinous Cube’s Gym Membership – A Gelatinous Cube’s Gym Membership who? – A Gelatinous Cube’s Gym Membership is mostly used for ‘engulfing’ the equipment, it’s a very sticky situation, and also, surprisingly relaxing, if you’re into that sort of thing.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Banshee’s Silent Treatment – A Banshee’s Silent Treatment who? – A Banshee’s Silent Treatment is surprisingly scary, she just stares at you with her ghostly eyes, it’s very unnerving, and also, very quiet, and also, this joke is going to be a bit spooky.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – An Umber Hulk’s Maze – An Umber Hulk’s Maze who? – An Umber Hulk’s Maze is so confusing, even the Umber Hulk gets lost in it, and also I think I’m lost too, and also, this joke is terrible.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Golem’s Stand Up Routine – A Golem’s Stand Up Routine who? – A Golem’s Stand Up Routine is mostly just a lot of stone-faced expressions, but his timing is impeccable, it’s surprisingly funny, and also very predictable, it’s a bit of a rocky performance.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Basilisk’s Stand-Up Routine – A Basilisk’s Stand-Up Routine who? – A Basilisk’s Stand-Up Routine is mostly just him making stone-cold jokes, and also he’s very good at staring contests, and also, you might turn to stone, so be careful.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Kraken’s Bath – A Kraken’s Bath who? – A Kraken’s Bath is surprisingly messy, and it usually floods the entire dungeon, and also this joke is a bit of a splash, and also you might want to bring a towel.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Aboleth’s Song – Aboleth’s Song who? – Aboleth’s Song is making me feel strangely compelled to give you all my gold, and also listen to this joke, and also, you might want to run, because the tentacles are coming.

Woodland Wisecracks: Environmentally Themed Ranger Knock Knock Jokes

Forget slaying dragons, rangers! “Woodland Wisecracks” brings the forest to your funny bone. This collection of DnD ranger knock-knock jokes is all about the environment, trading goblins for gnarled trees and loot for leaves. Expect pun-tastic encounters with flora and fauna, perfect for a lighthearted session or some campfire chuckles….

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bramble Patch – Bramble Patch who? – Bramble Patch you up, I think I’ve got a thorn in my paw, and also, this joke is a bit thorny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – River Reed – River Reed who? – River Reed-ing to go, I have to get to the other side, and also tell you this pun about water.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owl’s Nest – Owl’s Nest who? – Owl’s Nest here, and I’m trying to find a good joke, it’s a real hoot.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Forest Floor – Forest Floor who? – Forest Floor you going to open the door, I’ve been waiting out here for ages, and also I’m covered in leaves.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pine Cone – Pine Cone who? – Pine Cone be a bit more patient, I’m trying to find the punchline, and also, I’m covered in sap.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Willow Branch – Willow Branch who? – Willow Branch out to the forest, I’m going to go make a friend, and also, tell them this terrible joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mountain Stream – Mountain Stream who? – Mountain Stream-ing with bad puns, it’s a bit of a flood, and also I’m very wet.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Acorn Nut – Acorn Nut who? – Acorn Nut be a bit more careful with those traps, I almost fell, and also, I’m covered in squirrels.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wildflower – Wildflower who? – Wildflower you to open the door, I’m covered in pollen, and also I have a joke that’s a bit flowery.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Badger Burrow – Badger Burrow who? – Badger Burrow-ing in, I hope you don’t mind the mess, and also my sharp claws, and also this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Canyon Echo – Canyon Echo who? – Canyon Echo is repeating my last joke, and now you have to hear it twice, and it’s still not funny, but it’s very loud.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Misty Glade – Misty Glade who? – Misty Glade you’re home, I’ve been wandering around for days, and also I’m covered in fog.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Starlight Path – Starlight Path who? – Starlight Path-ing my way here, I hope you don’t mind the glitter, it’s from the moon, and also, this joke is a little bit sparkly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Thunderstorm Cloud – Thunderstorm Cloud who? – Thunderstorm Cloud-ing my judgment, this joke is going to be a bit of a shocker, and also, it might rain.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sunbeam Patch – Sunbeam Patch who? – Sunbeam Patch-ing up my wounds, I need a place to rest my weary bones, and also, this joke is a bit sunny.

Spellcasting Sillies: Ranger Magic Inspired Knock Knock Jokes

Ever tried to use *Hunter’s Mark* on a door? That’s the level of silly we’re talking about! “Spellcasting Sillies” are ranger-inspired knock-knock jokes, weaving in nature magic and animal companions. Think: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Speak with Animals!” Expect corny puns and a whole lot of wild fun, perfect for…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hunter’s Mark – Hunter’s Mark who? – Hunter’s Mark-ed you for a bad joke, prepare to be targeted.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Conjure Animals – Conjure Animals who? – Conjure Animals-ly summoned a flock of squirrels, they’re demanding nuts and also to hear a joke, it’s a whole thing.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cure Wounds – Cure Wounds who? – Cure Wounds-ering if you have any bandages, I keep tripping over roots.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Speak with Animals – Speak with Animals who? – Speak with Animals-ly know your cat thinks my jokes are terrible, but I’m still going to tell them.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hunter’s Sense – Hunter’s Sense who? – Hunter’s Sense-ing that you have snacks, and I’m very hungry after all this tracking.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hail of Thorns – Hail of Thorns who? – Hail of Thorns-ly hope you have good armor, this joke is going to be a bit prickly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Spike Growth – Spike Growth who? – Spike Growth-ing a bit tired of these puns, but I’ll still keep trying, it’s my nature.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Plant Growth – Plant Growth who? – Plant Growth-ing a garden of bad jokes, and it’s getting a bit out of hand.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Lightning Arrow – Lightning Arrow who? – Lightning Arrow-ing to tell you a joke, but it might be a bit shocking.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wind Wall – Wind Wall who? – Wind Wall-king over here, hope you don’t mind the breeze, and also this joke, which is a bit of a gust.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pass Without Trace – Pass Without Trace who? – Pass Without Trace-d all the guards, but tripped over the doormat, very stealthy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Locate Animals or Plants – Locate Animals or Plants who? – Locate Animals or Plants-ly located your stash of cookies, are you going to share?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Conjure Woodland Beings – Conjure Woodland Beings who? – Conjure Woodland Beings-ly summoned a dryad, and she’s telling me my puns are a bit too dry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zephyr Strike – Zephyr Strike who? – Zephyr Strike-ing to make you laugh, but I might just blow you away with my bad puns.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Guardian of Nature – Guardian of Nature who? – Guardian of Nature-ly wants to tell you a joke, but it might be a bit earthy.

Pathfinder Puns: Alternate Ranger Archetype Knock Knock Jokes

Tired of the same old “who’s there?” jokes? Dive into the wild world of Pathfinder with “Pathfinder Puns: Alternate Ranger Archetype Knock Knock Jokes!” These aren’t your typical DnD ranger gags; we’re talking hunter, beastmaster, and even trapper-themed puns, guaranteed to make your gaming group groan (and maybe chuckle). Prepare…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hunter’s Trap – Hunter’s Trap who? – Hunter’s Trap-ped you with this joke, now you owe me a shiny, or at least a good laugh.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Animal Companion’s Complaint – Animal Companion’s Complaint who? – Animal Companion’s Complaint is that you keep forgetting to bring treats, and also that my jokes are terrible, it’s a ruff situation.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Favored Terrain – Favored Terrain who? – Favored Terrain-ly got me lost, this forest looks nothing like my map, and also I can’t find the tavern, or a better pun.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ranger’s Arrow Quiver – Ranger’s Arrow Quiver who? – Ranger’s Arrow Quiver is missing an arrow, and I’m pretty sure it’s the one with the joke written on it, it’s a real pointy problem.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Woodland Camouflage – Woodland Camouflage who? – Woodland Camouflage-d myself in the bushes, but I think I just startled a squirrel, and also, this joke is a bit leafy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Beast Master’s Whistle – Beast Master’s Whistle who? – Beast Master’s Whistle-d for my companion, but I think I summoned a flock of very confused pigeons, and they all want to hear a joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Primeval Awareness – Primeval Awareness who? – Primeval Awareness-ly know you’re going to groan at this one, but I have to tell it anyway, it’s a primal urge.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ranger’s Tracking Skills – Ranger’s Tracking Skills who? – Ranger’s Tracking Skills led me to your door, but I think I was following a trail of crumbs, and also, this joke is a bit crumbly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nature’s Lore – Nature’s Lore who? – Nature’s Lore-d me to believe this was a funny joke, but I think the druid tricked me, it’s a bit of a wild guess.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hunter’s Sense – Hunter’s Sense who? – Hunter’s Sense-ing that you have snacks, and I’m very hungry after all this tracking, and also, this joke is a bit of a trap.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Path of the Beast – Path of the Beast who? – Path of the Beast-ly bad jokes, but I promise my bites are worse, especially after this one.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Spirit Walker – Spirit Walker who? – Spirit Walker-ed all the way here, and now I’m feeling a bit ghostly, hope you have some tea, or maybe some ectoplasm, I’m not picky.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Foe Slayer – Foe Slayer who? – Foe Slayer-ed all the bad jokes, but this one slipped through the cracks, I’m sorry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wild Magic Tracker – Wild Magic Tracker who? – Wild Magic Tracker-ed down a wild magic surge, and it led to your door, and also, I think I just turned your doorknob into a flowerpot.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Horizon Walker – Horizon Walker who? – Horizon Walker-ed through dimensions to tell you this joke, hope it’s worth the trip, it’s a bit of a planar shift.

Multiclass Mayhem: Ranger and Other Class Crossover Knock Knock Jokes

Ever wondered what happens when a Ranger tries to tell a knock-knock joke? “Multiclass Mayhem” dives deep into the hilarious chaos of Rangers dabbling in other classes! Expect puns so bad they’re good, featuring Barbarian barks, Wizardly wordplay, and maybe even a Bardic ballad or two. It’s a wild ride…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Paladin’s Vow of the Ancients – A Paladin’s Vow of the Ancients who? – A Paladin’s Vow of the Ancients is mostly about protecting nature, and also making sure everyone gets a good night’s sleep, and also this joke is a bit sleepy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Sorcerer’s Wild Magic Surge – A Sorcerer’s Wild Magic Surge who? – A Sorcerer’s Wild Magic Surge just turned my bow into a rubber chicken, and also, it keeps laying eggs, it’s a very strange situation.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Rogue’s Stealth Check – A Rogue’s Stealth Check who? – A Rogue’s Stealth Check was a natural 20, and now he’s standing right behind you, and also I think he stole your socks.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Barbarian’s Rage – A Barbarian’s Rage who? – A Barbarian’s Rage means I’m going to break down this door, and then I’m going to tell you a joke about smashing, and also, I’m very loud.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Wizard’s Spellbook – A Wizard’s Spellbook who? – A Wizard’s Spellbook is mostly filled with diagrams of questionable creatures, and also a recipe for a surprisingly bad stew, and this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Bard’s Performance – A Bard’s Performance who? – A Bard’s Performance is about to begin, and it’s going to involve a lot of glitter, and also a very long, and very dramatic, lute solo, and also this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Monk’s Empty Bowl – A Monk’s Empty Bowl who? – A Monk’s Empty Bowl means I’m ready to meditate, and also to ask you for some snacks, it’s a very balanced approach.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Cleric’s Prayer – A Cleric’s Prayer who? – A Cleric’s Prayer is mostly about healing, and also for a good sense of humor, especially when dealing with bad puns, and also this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Fighter’s Action Surge – A Fighter’s Action Surge who? – A Fighter’s Action Surge means I get to tell you another joke, and also, I’m going to smash this door open, it’s a win-win.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Paladin’s Smite – A Paladin’s Smite who? – A Paladin’s Smite-ing you with kindness, and also this terrible joke, it’s a holy duty, and also, it’s a bit corny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Warlock’s Patron – A Warlock’s Patron who? – A Warlock’s Patron is demanding a performance review, and also wants to know why I haven’t found the magical macguffin yet, and also that this joke is bad, it’s a very demanding patron.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – An Artificer’s Invention – An Artificer’s Invention who? – An Artificer’s Invention is supposed to open doors, but it keeps summoning squirrels, it’s a work in progress, and also I have a joke about inventions.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Blood Hunter’s Rite – A Blood Hunter’s Rite who? – A Blood Hunter’s Rite-ing a wrong by telling you a bad joke, it’s a curse, and also, I’m a bit edgy, so it’s a very specific curse.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Psion’s Mind Blast – A Psion’s Mind Blast who? – A Psion’s Mind Blast-ed you with this joke, did it hurt, and also, I’m reading your thoughts, and you’re not impressed.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Druid’s Wild Shape – A Druid’s Wild Shape who? – A Druid’s Wild Shape-d into a very confused badger, and now I can’t remember the punchline, it’s a real animal problem.