150 Funny Night Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Howling

Ever feel like the night needs a little giggle? We’ve all been there! Forget counting sheep; get ready to unleash some serious laughter with the silliest, most groan-worthy funny night knock-knock jokes.

Prepare for a barrage of playful puns and absurd scenarios that are guaranteed to lighten the mood, whether you’re winding down or trying to entertain some late-night guests. These jokes are the perfect antidote to a long day.

So, get ready to knock, knock your way to a good time! Let’s dive into a collection of nighttime knock-knock humor that’s sure to bring a smile (or at least a chuckle).

Best Funny Night Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Howling

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel – Nobel who? – Nobel, that’s why I knocked, I forgot my keys!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Figs – Figs who? – Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking all night!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Lettuce – Lettuce who? – Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Boo – Boo who? – Don’t cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Alpaca – Alpaca who? – Alpaca the suitcase, you pack the car!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio – Radio who? – Radio not, here I come!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dishes – Dishes who? – Dishes the best joke ever? I think so!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank – Tank who? – You’re welcome, I’m glad I tanked your door down!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel – Nobel who? – Nobel, why don’t you ever answer the door on the first knock?!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hawaii – Hawaii who? – I’m fine, Hawaii you doing tonight?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Banana – Banana who? – Banana split, I’m hungry!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Yukon – Yukon who? – Yukon tell a good knock-knock joke?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cows go – Cows go who? – No, cows go moo, silly!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cargo – Cargo who? – Car go beep beep, let me in!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Interrupting cow – Interrupting cow who? – MOO!

Knock-Knock Jokes: The Funniest Nighttime Edition

Looking for laughs after dark? “Knock-Knock Jokes: The Funniest Nighttime Edition” is your answer! This collection delivers silly, sleepover-worthy knock-knock jokes perfect for giggling before bedtime. Forget counting sheep, get ready for some hilarious nighttime puns and surprises. It’s the best way to end the day with a smile!

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wayne – Wayne to stay up late and watch movies?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Gnome – Gnome one’s home, just kidding, let me in!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Olive – Olive you so much, let’s have a midnight snack!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank – Tank you for opening, I brought glow sticks!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Howl – Howl you like to go stargazing tonight?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Says – Says me, ready for a late-night adventure?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Boo – Boo who? – Don’t be scared, it’s just me wanting to play a game!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio – Radio not, I’m here with the late-night news.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cash – Cash me outside, how about a midnight walk?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moon – Moon’s out, are you ready for some nighttime fun?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Earl – Earl-y to bed, early to rise, but it’s late!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zzz – Zzz who? – Zzz you later, I’m tired!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bat – Bat you can’t guess who’s here, it’s me!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Night – Night-y night, time to go to bed, just kidding I have a joke!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shadow – Shadow know what time it is? It’s late!

Late Night Laughs: Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes

Need a giggle before bed? “Late Night Laughs” is your go-to! This collection of hilarious knock-knock jokes is perfect for winding down with some lighthearted fun. Forget counting sheep, these silly setups and punchlines are guaranteed to bring a smile – or maybe even a snort – before you drift…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank – Tank you for opening, I was about to call the pizza guy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Kiwi – Kiwi be quiet, the neighbors are trying to sleep!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio – Radio not, I’m here with your midnight snack.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Says – Says me, did you hear that owl hooting?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Harry – Harry up and let me in, I forgot my toothbrush!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Boo – Boo who? – Don’t cry, I just wanted to see if you were awake.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel – Nobel, that’s why I’m knocking, I need help with my monster under the bed.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dishes – Dishes how we do it, we have a midnight dance party!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Weekend – Weekend it is over, I need a new one already!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Figs – Figs the doorbell, I’m here with a late night movie!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Water – Water you doing up so late, let’s go stargazing!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Muffin – Muffin like a bedtime story, let me read to you.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wooden shoe – Wooden shoe like to hear a spooky story by the fire?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Howard – Howard you like to have a pillow fight at 2 am?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Monday – Monday is almost here, but let’s ignore it and have a midnight snack!

Sleepy Time Sillies: Funny Night Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Looking for some giggles before bedtime? “Sleepy Time Sillies” is packed with funny night knock-knock jokes perfect for kids! Imagine silly scenarios and goofy characters knocking at your door—or rather, in your ears! It’s a fun way to wind down and spark laughter before drifting off to dreamland. Get ready…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank top – Tank top who? – Tank top and I’ll show you how to do the moonwalk.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Alpaca my – Alpaca my what? – Alpaca my snacks, let’s have a midnight feast.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dishes – Dishes who? – Dishes the best time to have a midnight snack? Now!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio – Radio who? – Radio not, it’s time for a bedtime story.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel prize – Nobel prize who? – Nobel prize for anyone who stays up past their bedtime.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Says – Says who? – Says me, ready for a pillow fight before we sleep?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owl bet – Owl bet who? – Owl bet you can’t guess who’s here, it’s me!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Weekend – Weekend who? – Weekend I get to stay up late, let’s read a book.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Muffin top – Muffin top who? – Muffin top of the world, let’s have a late night dance party.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Water – Water who? – Water we going to do tonight, stay up late?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Donut – Donut who? – Donut open the door, I have a surprise for you!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Harry Potter – Harry Potter who? – Harry Potter late, let’s go to bed.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Lettuce – Lettuce who? – Lettuce get some sleep, it’s late!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Candice – Candice be any later, I’m so tired.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Howl – Howl you doing, let’s go make some s’mores.

Bedtime Banter: Unique Night Knock-Knock Joke Themes

Tired of the same old knock-knocks? “Bedtime Banter” dives into unique, funny night knock-knock joke themes! Imagine jokes about sleepy animals, dreamy desserts, or even mischievous moonbeams. These aren’t your grandpa’s jokes; they’re silly, creative, and perfect for sparking giggles before lights out. Get ready for some fresh nighttime fun!

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hatch – Hatch you doing up so late, let’s go to sleep!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Canoe – Canoe keep a secret? I’m planning a surprise party for tomorrow!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel – Nobel, that’s why I knocked, I need help finding my teddy bear.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Yawn – Yawn going to let me in, I need a bedtime story.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shadow – Shadow know what time it is? Time for a midnight snack!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Alpaca – Alpaca the blanket, let’s have a movie marathon!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moon – Moon’s up, are you ready for some late-night fun?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Comet – Comet over, I want to show you my new telescope!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Kiwi – Kiwi quiet, the house is sleeping, let’s whisper jokes.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Snore – Snore you going to let me in, or will I need to sing you a lullaby?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dream – Dream big tonight, but let’s have a quick midnight chat first.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pillow – Pillow you tell me a bedtime story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Star – Star-ry eyed, I can’t wait to tell you about my day!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Blanket – Blanket permission to come in, I’m cold!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hush – Hush, don’t wake anyone, I brought late night cookies.

After Dark Chuckles: Original Funny Night Knock-Knock Jokes

Looking for a laugh after the sun goes down? “After Dark Chuckles” is your go-to for original, funny night knock-knock jokes! Forget the same old tired routines; this collection offers fresh, witty humor perfect for late-night giggles or a playful bedtime routine. Get ready to share some unique chuckles that’ll…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank top – Tank top of the morning to ya, but it’s night!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel gas – Nobel gas, that’s why I’m so quiet, I’m trying not to wake anyone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hatchback – Hatchback to bed, it’s way past bedtime.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Weekend warrior – Weekend warrior you doing up so late?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio silence – Radio silence, I’m here to tell you it’s time to sleep.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Snooze button – Snooze button wanna hear a joke? Ok, maybe tomorrow morning.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Jupiter – Jupiter gonna open the door or am I gonna have to orbit around all night?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bookworm – Bookworm away, I’m here for a late-night read.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Comet tail – Comet tail me another joke, I can’t sleep.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Yawn-a – Yawn-a go to bed, or do you want to hear another joke?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Midnight snack – Midnight snack attack, let’s raid the fridge!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moonbeam – Moonbeam me up, I’m ready for a late night adventure.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pillow fight – Pillow fight you if you don’t let me in.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Stargazer – Stargazer you doing up so late, let’s look at the sky.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Twilight – Twilight is the best time for telling spooky stories, are you in?

Night Owl Humor: Clever Knock-Knock Jokes for the Evening

Feeling the late-night giggles? “Night Owl Humor” is your ticket to chuckle-filled evenings! Forget counting sheep; these aren’t your average knock-knock jokes. They’re cleverly crafted for the night owl crowd, delivering witty wordplay and absurd scenarios perfect for keeping the laughter going long after the sun goes down. Get ready…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel Prize – Nobel Prize who? – Nobel Prize for anyone who can stay awake past midnight!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dishes – Dishes how I sneak into the kitchen late at night, want to join?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moon rock – Moon rock who? – Moon rock and roll, it’s time for a midnight dance party!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio static – Radio static who? – Radio static up late, can’t sleep, want to hear a story?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sleepy – Sleepy who? – Sleepy-ing beauty, let’s watch a movie until we fall asleep.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Snuggle – Snuggle who? – Snuggle up, it’s a late-night cuddle fest!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Comet – Comet who? – Comet me, I have a joke so good it’s out of this world.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Twinkle – Twinkle who? – Twinkle, twinkle little star, I’m here to tell you a joke that’s not too far!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hush puppy – Hush puppy who? – Hush puppy quiet, I’m telling you a joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shadow puppet – Shadow puppet who? – Shadow puppet on the wall, it’s time for a midnight stroll.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Blanket fort – Blanket fort who? – Blanket fort is open, let’s tell spooky stories until dawn.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Night light – Night light who? – Night light up the room, let’s have a late night snack!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pillow case – Pillow case who? – Pillow case you’ve been sleeping all day, let’s do something fun!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly to bed, you’ve been up all night!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dreamcatcher – Dreamcatcher who? – Dreamcatcher later, I’m here to tell you a funny joke!

Dreamy Giggles: Sweet and Funny Night Knock-Knock Jokes

Looking for a bedtime giggle that’s sweeter than a lullaby? “Dreamy Giggles” delivers just that! This collection is packed with funny night knock-knock jokes, perfectly crafted for little ones (and the young at heart). Expect silly scenarios, playful wordplay, and guaranteed smiles before sleep. It’s the perfect way to end…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Olive juice – Olive juice who? – Olive juice you, let’s stay up late!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tank top – Tank top who? – Tank top of the night to ya, let’s get some rest!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Radio wave – Radio wave who? – Radio wave goodbye to the day, hello to the night!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Norma Lee – Norma Lee who? – Norma Lee I’m tired, let’s go to sleep.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Weekend Warrior – Weekend Warrior who? – Weekend Warrior gonna do when it’s time for bed?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dizzy – Dizzy who? – Dizzy my favorite time of the day, let’s have some fun!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sleep walker – Sleep walker who? – Sleep walker into the kitchen for a midnight snack!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Nobel Prize – Nobel Prize who? – Nobel Prize for anyone who can guess what I brought for dessert!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Starry – Starry who? – Starry-ing to feel sleepy, let’s get into bed.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clock – Clock who? – Clock’s ticking, it’s time for some late-night games.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shimmer – Shimmer who? – Shimmer down, it’s time for bed, but first, one more joke!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Comet – Comet who? – Comet me to bed, I’m ready for a good night’s sleep.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moon pie – Moon pie who? – Moon pie in the sky, let’s have a midnight picnic!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hush – Hush who? – Hush, don’t wake the others, I have a secret joke for you!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dreamy – Dreamy who? – Dreamy big tonight, but first, let’s have some cookies.

Moonlit Merriment: Witty Knock-Knock Jokes for Night

Looking for laughs after dark? “Moonlit Merriment” is your guide to funny night knock-knock jokes! This collection is packed with witty puns and silly scenarios perfect for giggling before bedtime. Whether you’re with family or friends, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a little light and laughter to any evening….

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tankard – Tankard you be quiet, I’m trying to sleep, just kidding, let’s have fun!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ghost – Ghost who? – Ghost to bed, it’s way past your bedtime!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Slumber – Slumber party tonight, want to join?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Jupiter – Jupiter gonna let me in, I have a telescope!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Candle – Candle you believe it’s this late already, let’s tell spooky stories.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Comet – Comet me to the couch, I’m ready for a movie marathon.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Luna – Luna-tic for late-night snacks, are you in?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Eclipse – Eclipse-ing time to go to bed, but first, let’s tell jokes.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly to bed, you’ve been up all night playing!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bathtub – Bathtub you can’t guess what I’m doing, I’m drawing with bubbles!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dream – Dream of a good night, let’s have a quick chat first.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shadow – Shadow know what time it is? Time for a midnight picnic!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Snug – Snug as a bug in a rug, let’s have a slumber party!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hush – Hush now, I’m here with a bedtime story, and some cookies.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Owl – Owl be seeing you at the fridge for a late-night snack!