150 Best Funny Reality Show Knock Knock Jokes You Wont Believe
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Ever wondered what happens when reality TV drama meets classic humor? Prepare for some serious laughs because we’re diving into the hilariously awkward world of funny reality show knock-knock jokes! Get ready to chuckle at scenarios ripped straight from your favorite guilty pleasures.

From dating disasters to cutthroat competitions, we’ve turned iconic reality moments into pun-tastic knock-knock setups. These jokes are so bad, they’re good – and you won’t be able to resist sharing them with your fellow reality TV addicts. Let the ridiculousness begin!
Best Funny Reality Show Knock Knock Jokes You Wont Believe
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Real Housewives of the Refrigerator, and we’re judging your leftovers.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Survivor – Survivor who? – Survivor’s remorse that I had to eat another bug.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Storage Wars – Storage Wars who? – Storage Wars my lunch, I’m starving.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hoarders – Hoarders who? – Hoarders never let go of a good knock-knock joke.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Kitchen Nightmares – Kitchen Nightmares who? – Kitchen Nightmares you’re serving raw chicken.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Bachelor – The Bachelor who? – The Bachelor is here, are you ready to be dramatically eliminated?
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Pawn Stars – Pawn Stars who? – Pawn Stars if you want a good deal on this joke.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dance Moms – Dance Moms who? – Dance Moms here to tell you your technique is terrible.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – America’s Got Talent – America’s Got Talent who? – America’s Got Talent for a really bad punchline.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Wife Swap – Wife Swap who? – Wife Swap this joke for a better one, please.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Antiques Roadshow – Antiques Roadshow who? – Antiques Roadshow the value of this joke is questionable.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Say Yes to the Dress – Say Yes to the Dress who? – Say Yes to the Dress, or I’m trying on another one.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Keeping Up With the Kardashians – Keeping Up With the Kardashians who? – Keeping Up With the Kardashians are here for another dramatic moment.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undercover Boss – Undercover Boss who? – Undercover Boss thinks your delivery needs work.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shark Tank – Shark Tank who? – Shark Tank I have an offer you can’t refuse for this punchline.
Reality TV Star Knock-Knock Jokes: A Laugh Riot
Ever wondered what happens when reality TV drama meets classic knock-knock jokes? “Reality TV Star Knock-Knock Jokes: A Laugh Riot” delivers just that! Imagine cringe-worthy confrontations turned into silly setups, and iconic catchphrases becoming punchlines. It’s a collection of funny reality show knock-knock jokes that’s guaranteed to bring some lighthearted,…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Survivor – Survivor who? – Survivor-ed the elements, but this joke is about to be my final tribal council.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Real Housewives – Real Housewives who? – Real Housewives are here, and this joke is about to bring all the drama, and also, some very expensive handbags.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Bachelor – The Bachelor who? – The Bachelor is here, and this joke is about to be a real rose ceremony of funny, but also, I’m going to eliminate half of you.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – RuPaul – RuPaul who? – RuPaul is here, and this joke is about to be a real sickening performance, so sashay away if you can’t handle it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Big Brother – Big Brother who? – Big Brother is watching you laugh, and also, he’s judging your reaction, so be careful.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Amazing Race – The Amazing Race who? – The Amazing Race is here, and this joke is about to take you on a wild ride, but it might also be a bit too long, so buckle up.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Project Runway – Project Runway who? – Project Runway is here, and this joke is about to be a real design challenge, but it might also be a little too avant-garde for you.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Top Chef – Top Chef who? – Top Chef is here, and this joke is about to be a real culinary masterpiece, but it might also be a little too spicy for your taste.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Love Island – Love Island who? – Love Island is here, and this joke is about to be a real summer of love, but also maybe a little bit too dramatic.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Voice – The Voice who? – The Voice is here, and this joke is about to be a real power ballad of funny, so get ready to sing along.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Chopped – Chopped who? – Chopped is here, and this joke is about to be a real mystery basket of funny, so get ready for a surprise, and also, maybe a rubber chicken.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dancing with the Stars – Dancing with the Stars who? – Dancing with the Stars is here, and this joke is about to get a little bit fancy, and also very sparkly, and also, maybe a little bit too wobbly.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Real World – The Real World who? – The Real World is here, and this joke is about to be a very real, and also, a little bit too messy, experience.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ink Master – Ink Master who? – Ink Master is here, and this joke is about to get a little edgy, and also maybe a little bit permanent, so please be warned.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – American Idol – American Idol who? – American Idol is here, and this joke is about to be a real shot at fame, but you might also get a lot of mean comments from the judges.
Unique Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Beyond the Script
Forget predictable punchlines! “Unique Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Beyond the Script” dives deep into the hilariously unscripted world of reality TV. Imagine: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Housewife drama!” It’s not just about the setup; it’s the absurd, real-life situations that make these jokes truly unforgettable, turning ordinary knock-knocks into comedic…

- Why did the ‘Survivor’ contestant bring a rubber chicken to tribal council? – Because he heard it was the only way to get a laugh, and also, maybe, an immunity idol.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Project Runway’ designer – A ‘Project Runway’ designer who? – A ‘Project Runway’ designer is here, and this joke is about to get a little bit too avant-garde, but also very stylish, so prepare for a real fashion statement of funny.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest who? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest is here, and this joke is about to get a little too demanding, and also, a little bit too tipsy, it’s a real yacht-y moment.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ contestant – A ‘Love Island’ contestant who? – A ‘Love Island’ contestant is here, and this joke is about to be a real coupling up of humor, but also, it might be a bit too dramatic.
- Why did the ’90 Day Fiance’ couple start a knock-knock joke competition? – Because they needed a way to work on their communication skills, and also, they had a lot of opinions about each other, and also, they needed a place to vent.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose who? – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose is here, and I’m hoping you’ll accept this joke, but also, I might get eliminated, so be warned.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Real Housewives’ reunion – A ‘Real Housewives’ reunion who? – A ‘Real Housewives’ reunion is here, and this joke is about to be a real drama-fest, so get ready for some shade, and also, maybe some hair pulling.
- Why did the ‘Big Brother’ houseguest get a parking ticket? – Because they were parked in a no-alliance zone, and also, they were being a little too sneaky about the whole thing.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ contestant – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ contestant who? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ contestant is here, and this joke is about to be a sickening performance, so sashay away if you can’t handle it.
- Why did the ‘Top Chef’ contestant get a time out? – Because they said the jokes were too bland, and also, they kept using too many ingredients, it was a real culinary disaster.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef who? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef is here, and this joke is about to get very intense, and also, a lot of yelling, but also, it’s going to be delicious, or else.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘American Idol’ audition – A ‘American Idol’ audition who? – A ‘American Idol’ audition is here, and this joke is about to be a real shot at fame, but you might also get some brutal feedback from the judges.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love It or List It’ buyer – A ‘Love It or List It’ buyer who? – A ‘Love It or List It’ buyer is here, and I’m not sure if you’re going to love this joke, or if you’re going to list it as a real disaster.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Great British Bake Off’ contestant – A ‘The Great British Bake Off’ contestant who? – A ‘The Great British Bake Off’ contestant is here, and this joke is about to be a real masterpiece, but it might also be a bit of a soggy bottom.
- Why did the ‘Below Deck’ captain get a parking ticket? – Because he was parked in a no-yacht zone, and also, he had a lot of opinions about the proper way to dock a car.
Funny Dating Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Finding Love and Laughter
Ever wished dating was less awkward and more hilarious? Then dive into “Funny Dating Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes!” Imagine contestants using cheesy knock-knocks to break the ice, leading to either love or laugh-out-loud cringe. It’s a reality show parody where the punchlines are just as important as the potential matches….

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘The Bachelor’ rose – ‘The Bachelor’ rose who? – ‘The Bachelor’ rose is here, and this joke is about to be a real awkward conversation starter, and also you might have to eliminate it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling who? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling is here, and this joke is about to make you pick your favorite funny, but also you might get dumped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ’90 Day Fiance’ visa application – A ’90 Day Fiance’ visa application who? – A ’90 Day Fiance’ visa application is here, and this joke is about to be a whirlwind of drama, and also, a little bit too intense.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding who? – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding is here, and this joke is about to be a real leap of faith, but it might also be a bit of a disaster.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love is Blind’ pod – A ‘Love is Blind’ pod who? – A ‘Love is Blind’ pod is here, and this joke is about to be a real leap of faith, but you might not see it coming.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Too Hot To Handle’ rule break – A ‘Too Hot To Handle’ rule break who? – A ‘Too Hot To Handle’ rule break is here, and this joke is about to be a bit too tempting, and also it might cost you a lot of laughs.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘First Dates’ awkward silence – A ‘First Dates’ awkward silence who? – A ‘First Dates’ awkward silence is here, and this joke is about to be a very uncomfortable, and also surprisingly relatable, experience.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Temptation Island’ test of loyalty – A ‘Temptation Island’ test of loyalty who? – A ‘Temptation Island’ test of loyalty is here, and this joke is about to be a real challenge to resist, but maybe it will be worth it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ date – A ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ date who? – A ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ date is here, and this joke is about to be a real high-end experience, but also, it might be a little bit too exclusive.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Dating Naked’ wardrobe malfunction – A ‘Dating Naked’ wardrobe malfunction who? – A ‘Dating Naked’ wardrobe malfunction is here, and this joke is about to be a real… well, it’s a bit too exposing.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint who? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint is here, and this joke is about to be a bit too demanding, and also a little bit too tipsy.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Are You The One’ truth booth – A ‘Are You The One’ truth booth who? – A ‘Are You The One’ truth booth is here, and this joke is about to reveal a real match for your funny bone, but it might be a complete disaster.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love is Blind’ wedding dress – A ‘Love is Blind’ wedding dress who? – A ‘Love is Blind’ wedding dress is here, and this joke is about to be a real leap of faith, and also maybe a little bit too much for one person.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ challenge – A ‘Love Island’ challenge who? – A ‘Love Island’ challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of your funny bone, it might be a bit too extreme.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane who? – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane is here, and this joke is about to be a real diamond of funny, but it’s also a bit too much.
Competition Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: May the Best Joke Win
Imagine a reality show where knock-knock jokes are the ultimate weapon! “Competition Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: May the Best Joke Win” pits comedians against each other in hilarious head-to-head joke battles. Expect cringe-worthy setups, unexpected punchlines, and the sheer awkwardness of judging a knock-knock joke. It’s a reality show, but…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Survivor’ hidden immunity idol – A ‘Survivor’ hidden immunity idol who? – A hidden immunity idol is here, and this joke is about to be a real game changer, but it might also get voted out.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Big Brother’ Head of Household – A ‘Big Brother’ Head of Household who? – The Head of Household is here, and this joke is about to be a real power move, so get ready for a blindside of funny.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge who? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of creativity, but you might get eliminated if you don’t impress the judges.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box who? – The mystery box is here, and this joke is about to be a real culinary experiment, but I’m not sure if it will be a success, or a complete disaster.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination who? – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination is here, and this joke is about to be a little too intense, and also, someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour who? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour is here, and this joke is about to send you off on a crazy and unpredictable path, but it might lead to laughter.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ judge – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ judge who? – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ judge is here, and this joke is about to be a real performance, but I’m not sure if you’ll get a perfect score, so watch out for the critique.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync who? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync is here, and this joke is about to be a real sickening performance, so sashay away if you can’t handle it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition who? – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition is here, and this joke is about to make you turn a chair, but I’m not sure if it will be a good one, so please be patient.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘America’s Got Talent’ golden buzzer – A ‘America’s Got Talent’ golden buzzer who? – A ‘America’s Got Talent’ golden buzzer is here, and this joke is about to be a real showstopper, but it might also be a little too much for the panel.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling who? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of loyalty, and also, you might get dumped, so be careful with your heart.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony who? – A ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony is here, and this joke is about to be a real moment of love, but also, someone is going to get eliminated.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ technical challenge – A ‘MasterChef’ technical challenge who? – A ‘MasterChef’ technical challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of skill, but it might also be a bit of a mess, so be careful with the ingredients.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot who? – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot is here, and this joke is about to be a real high-fashion experience, but it might also be a bit too posed.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ elimination – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ elimination who? – A ‘Dancing with the Stars’ elimination is here, and this joke is about to be the end of my journey, but maybe I’ll win the viewers’ hearts with this one.
Home Renovation Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Building Humor
Ever wondered what happens when home renovation meets a knock-knock joke? Reality show-inspired puns are the answer! Imagine a contractor at your door: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Demo.” “Demo who?” “Demo-lishing this wall for a surprise renovation!” These jokes are a fun, quirky way to blend our love for DIY…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Demo – Demo who? – Demolition is a tough job, but this joke is about to bring the house down with laughter!
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Grout – Grout who? – Grout-ing for a laugh, but I think this joke is a bit too dry.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Level – Level who? – Level with me, does this joke need some more structure, or is it just a bit too flat?
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shiplap – Shiplap who? – Shiplap-ing my way to the punchline, hope you find it plank-tastic.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Caulk – Caulk who? – Caulk it up to experience, this joke is about to seal the deal with laughter.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Stud – Stud who? – Stud-ying this joke, and I think it’s about to be a real support for your funny bone.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Drywall – Drywall who? – Drywall you ever stop laughing at these construction jokes?
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Plumb – Plumb who? – Plumb-ing for puns, hope this joke flows with humor.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Paint – Paint who? – Paint you a picture of a joke so funny you’ll be rolling on the floor.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tile – Tile who? – Tile you a joke, but it’s a bit of a mosaic of humor.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Blueprint – Blueprint who? – Blueprint for disaster, but I hope the punchline is a solid foundation of funny.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hammer – Hammer who? – Hammer-ing this joke out, it’s about to nail it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Rebar – Rebar who? – Rebar-ing to laugh so hard, it’s going to reinforce your funny bone.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Foundation – Foundation who? – Foundation for the best comedy show ever!
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – Grout – Grout who? – Grout, I hope you’re not too tired, I have another joke.
Cooking Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Serving Up Silliness
Ever wondered what happens when reality TV drama meets corny humor? “Cooking Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Serving Up Silliness” dives into that delicious disaster! Imagine Gordon Ramsay delivering a knock-knock, or a contestant’s awkward pun while plating. This book serves up all the laughable moments, proving reality TV and dad…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Chef’ judge – A ‘Top Chef’ judge who? – A ‘Top Chef’ judge is here, and this joke is about to be critiqued for its lack of flavor, and also, someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge – A ‘Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge who? – A ‘Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of skill, and also, it might be a bit of a soggy bottom.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box who? – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box is here, and this joke is about to be a real gamble, but also someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef who? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ chef is here, and this joke is about to get very intense, and also, a lot of yelling, but also, it’s going to be delicious.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Chopped’ basket – A ‘Chopped’ basket who? – A ‘Chopped’ basket is here, and this joke is about to be a real mystery, and also, someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Nailed It’ cake – A ‘Nailed It’ cake who? – A ‘Nailed It’ cake is here, and this joke is about to be a real disaster, but also, it might be a little bit charming, and also, it’s probably going to be a mess.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Sugar Rush’ baker – A ‘Sugar Rush’ baker who? – A ‘Sugar Rush’ baker is here, and this joke is about to be a real sugar rush, but also, it might be a little bit too sweet for your taste.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Come Dine With Me’ host – A ‘Come Dine With Me’ host who? – A ‘Come Dine With Me’ host is here, and this joke is about to be a real social disaster, but also, they’ll be judging your reaction on a scale of 1 to 10.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination challenge – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination challenge who? – A ‘Top Chef’ elimination challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of endurance, and also, someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique – A ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique who? – A ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique is here, and this joke is about to be judged harshly, but also, they’ll say it’s “elevated” and also “deconstructed.”
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Food Network’ food truck – A ‘Food Network’ food truck who? – A ‘Food Network’ food truck is here, and this joke is about to be a real culinary adventure, but it’s also a bit too much for the average palate.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Worst Cooks in America’ contestant – A ‘Worst Cooks in America’ contestant who? – A ‘Worst Cooks in America’ contestant is here, and this joke is about to be a real disaster, but at least they tried.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Chopped’ appetizer – A ‘Chopped’ appetizer who? – A ‘Chopped’ appetizer is here, and I’m trying to figure out what to do with this rubber chicken, and also a tiny pineapple, and also, a bag of marshmallows.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Baking Championship’ showstopper – A ‘Baking Championship’ showstopper who? – A ‘Baking Championship’ showstopper is here, and this joke is about to be a real technical marvel, but also it might fall apart at any moment.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ sous chef – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ sous chef who? – A ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ sous chef is here, and this joke is about to be a little too intense, and also, someone is about to get yelled at.
Talent Show Reality Knock-Knock Jokes: Showcasing Comic Brilliance
Ever wished reality TV was funnier? Imagine talent shows, but with knock-knock jokes! “Talent Show Reality Knock-Knock Jokes” highlights the comedic brilliance of contestants delivering hilarious, often ridiculous, knock-knocks. It’s a unique spin on reality, showcasing quick wit and unexpected humor, proving that even the corniest joke can win over…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony – ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony who? – ‘The Bachelor’ rose ceremony is here, and this joke is about to be a real leap of faith, but also, someone is going to get eliminated for not laughing enough.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol who? – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol is here to protect you from this bad joke, but it might be a bit too powerful.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync who? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync is here, and this joke is about to be a sickening performance, but also, it might be a little too much for you, so sashay away if you can’t handle it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘The Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge – ‘The Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge who? – ‘The Great British Bake Off’ technical challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of skill, so get ready to bake up some laughter, but it might also be a bit of a soggy bottom.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique – ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique who? – A ‘MasterChef’ judge’s critique is here, and this joke is about to be a real culinary experience, but also, it might get a little too intense, and someone is going to get chopped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘Dancing With The Stars’ judge – ‘Dancing With The Stars’ judge who? – A ‘Dancing With The Stars’ judge is here, and this joke is about to get some perfect scores, but also, it might be a little bit too dramatic, so get ready to cha cha with laughter.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge who? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real design challenge, but it might be a little too avant-garde for you.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘America’s Got Talent’ – ‘America’s Got Talent’ who? – ‘America’s Got Talent’ is here, and this joke is about to be a real showstopper, but it might also be a bit too much for the judges.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition who? – A ‘The Voice’ blind audition is here, and this joke is about to make you turn a chair, but it might also be a little bit too off-key.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling who? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of loyalty, so get ready for some drama, and also, you might get dumped.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge who? – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real fashion statement, but also, it might be a little too avant-garde.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Big Brother’ houseguest – A ‘Big Brother’ houseguest who? – A ‘Big Brother’ houseguest is here, and this joke is about to be a real power move, and also, maybe a little bit too sneaky.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box who? – A ‘MasterChef’ mystery box is here, and this joke is about to be a real culinary experiment, but it might also involve a rubber chicken, so be warned.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ judge – A ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ judge who? – A ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ judge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of rhythm, but it might also be a little bit too technical.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour who? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour is here, and this joke is about to send you off in a completely random direction, so good luck getting to the punchline.
Survival Reality Show Knock-Knock Jokes: Enduring the Funny
Ever wondered what happens when survival reality meets knock-knock jokes? “Enduring the Funny” explores that hilarious collision! Imagine contestants, exhausted and covered in mud, trying to deliver punchlines while battling starvation. It’s a bizarre, funny blend where the struggle is real, but the jokes are (mostly) not. Get ready for…

- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol who? – A ‘Survivor’ immunity idol is here to protect me from this terrible knock knock joke, but it’s not working.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour who? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ detour is here, and this joke is about to send you off in a completely random direction, so good luck getting to the punchline.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Chef’ mystery box – A ‘Top Chef’ mystery box who? – A ‘Top Chef’ mystery box is here, and this joke is about to be a culinary experiment, but it might also involve a rubber chicken.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync who? – A ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ lip sync is here, and this joke is about to be a sickening performance, so sashay away if you can’t handle it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint who? – A ‘Below Deck’ charter guest complaint is here, and this joke is about to be a bit too demanding, and also, a little bit too tipsy.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge who? – A ‘Next in Fashion’ design challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real fashion statement, but also, it might be a little too avant-garde.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge who? – A ‘Project Runway’ challenge is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of creativity, but someone is about to get eliminated for not being funny enough.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling who? – A ‘Love Island’ recoupling is here, and this joke is about to make you pick your favorite funny, but you might also get dumped in the process.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding who? – A ‘Married at First Sight’ wedding is here, and this joke is about to be a real leap of faith, but it might also end in a disaster, so be prepared.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ roadblock – A ‘The Amazing Race’ roadblock who? – A ‘The Amazing Race’ roadblock is here, and this joke is about to be a bit of a struggle, but hopefully the final destination is funny.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Survivor’ tribal council vote – A ‘Survivor’ tribal council vote who? – A ‘Survivor’ tribal council vote is here, and this joke is about to be a real blindside, so get ready to be voted off for not laughing.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane who? – ‘The Bachelor’s’ Neil Lane is here, and this joke is about to be a real diamond of funny, but also, it might be a little too much.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘MasterChef’ elimination – A ‘MasterChef’ elimination who? – A ‘MasterChef’ elimination is here, and this joke is about to be a bit too intense, and also, someone is going to get chopped for a lack of flavor.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot who? – A ‘Top Model’ photoshoot is here, and this joke is about to be a real high-fashion experience, but it might also be a bit too posed, so get ready to work it.
- Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Big Brother’ Head of Household – A ‘Big Brother’ Head of Household who? – A ‘Big Brother’ Head of Household is here, and this joke is about to be a real power move, but also, it might involve some backdoor deals, so watch your back.