150 The Last of Us Knock Knock Jokes That Will Clicker You Up

Ever wondered what would happen if clickers developed a sense of humor? Probably not, but we have! Get ready to groan and maybe even giggle with our collection of hilariously bad, but undeniably funny The Last of Us knock-knock jokes.

We’ve scoured the infected landscape (of our minds) to bring you these groan-worthy puns and wordplay based on your favorite post-apocalyptic characters and creatures. Prepare for some seriously cheesy humor that only a true fan of the series could appreciate.

From Joel’s gruff replies to Ellie’s teenage sass, these jokes are sure to brighten your day, even if it’s a little infected. So, knock knock… who’s there? Read on to find out!

Best The Last of Us Knock Knock Jokes That Will Clicker You Up

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker – Clicker who? – Clicker-ally glad to see you, I thought I was the only one left!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bloater – Bloater who? – Bloater-ly going to explode with laughter if you open this door!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ellie – Ellie who? – Ellie-minate the infected and let’s get some pizza!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Joel – Joel who? – Joel-ly need a cure, and maybe a nap after that!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tess – Tess who? – Tess-ing my patience, just open the door already!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly, oh my, this quarantine is making me go stir-crazy!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Runner – Runner who? – Runner-ing out of ammo, can you help me find some?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cordyceps – Cordyceps who? – Cordyceps we going to have a problem if I don’t get my mushroom soup!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Infected – Infected who? – Infected me with laughter, these jokes are killing me!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – David – David who? – David-ly don’t want to be your dinner, let me in!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Giraffe – Giraffe who? – Giraffe-in some hope in this apocalypse is hard, but I’m trying!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – FEDRA – FEDRA who? – FEDRA-lly need to use the bathroom, is that ok?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Salt – Salt who? – Salt-y about the ending, it left me crying!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Henry – Henry who? – Henry-thing can go wrong, it probably will in the apocalypse.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Abby – Abby who? – Abby-solutely not opening the door, I’m scared of golf clubs!

Knock-Knock Jokes: The Last of Us Edition – Infected Humor

Okay, so you’ve survived clickers and bloaters, but can you survive *this*? “Knock-Knock Jokes: The Last of Us Edition” dives headfirst into infected humor. Forget your average dad jokes; we’re talking fungal puns and cordyceps chuckles. Prepare for laughs so dark, they’re practically spore-filled. If you need a break from…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker – Clicker who? – Clicker or not, I hope you like this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bloater – Bloater who? – Bloater-ly going to explode with laughter if you open this door.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Runner – Runner who? – Runner to the door, I’ve got a joke you won’t forget.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambler – Shambler who? – Shambler-ing along, hope this joke isn’t too slow.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Stalker – Stalker who? – Stalker-ing you through the tall grass, and this joke is my ambush.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Joel – Joel who? – Joel-ly hoping you can handle this intense punchline.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ellie – Ellie who? – Ellie-minating the boredom, with this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tess – Tess who? – Tess-ting your ability to laugh, I hope you pass.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Marlene – Marlene who? – Marlene-ing to tell you a joke, it’s a bit of a journey.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly, oh my, this joke is about to light up your funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – FEDRA – FEDRA who? – FEDRA-lly need a hug after this knock-knock joke, it’s all a bit intense.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Infected – Infected who? – Infected you with laughter, hope you’re not contagious!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Clicker with a kazoo – A Clicker with a kazoo who? – A Clicker is here, and it’s going to give a very honky and also very scary performance.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A bloater playing the triangle – A Bloater playing the triangle who? – A Bloater is here to add a little ‘ding’ to this joke, but it might be a bit loud and also a little bit…bloated.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A stalker with a rubber chicken – A stalker with a rubber chicken who? – A stalker is here, and this joke is about to be a bit of a jump scare, and also a bit clucky.

Clicker Knock-Knock: Sound-Based Puns

Imagine the groans and giggles! “Clicker Knock-Knock” trades visual puns for sound-based ones, playing on the horrifying clicks and screeches of *The Last of Us* infected. Think of it: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Click.” “Click who?” “Clicker, can you open the door?” It’s dark humor, perfect for fans who find…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a recorder – A clicker with a recorder who? – The clicker just clicks and then plays a very distorted version of “Chopsticks” on repeat.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a megaphone – A clicker with a megaphone who? – The clicker just screams into the megaphone and it’s all static.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with tiny cymbals – A clicker with tiny cymbals who? – The clicker clicks a few times, then crashes the cymbals very loudly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a broken speaker – A clicker with a broken speaker who? – The clicker is just making a series of broken static sounds, it’s a real audio disaster.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a microphone – A clicker with a microphone who? – The clicker just clicks and the sound is amplified, it’s a real feedback frenzy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a slide whistle – A clicker with a slide whistle who? – The clicker just makes a series of high pitched, distorted whistles.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a harmonica – A clicker with a harmonica who? – The clicker just wheezes and plays a very sad off-key tune on the harmonica.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a radio – A clicker with a radio who? – The clicker clicks, then a very static-y radio station starts playing random old timey music.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a tiny tuba – A clicker with a tiny tuba who? – The clicker just clicks, then makes a very low and distorted tuba sound.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a broken record – A clicker with a broken record who? – The clicker clicks and then the same line of a song repeats over and over.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a didgeridoo – A clicker with a didgeridoo who? – The clicker clicks, then the didgeridoo just drones and echoes.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a kazoo – A clicker with a kazoo who? – The clicker just does a series of honks on the kazoo, it’s a real squeaky situation.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a violin – A clicker with a violin who? – The clicker just clicks, and then plays a very out of tune and screechy violin solo.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a tiny bell – A clicker with a tiny bell who? – The clicker just clicks, then rings the bell very loudly and repeatedly.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? A clicker with a whistle – A clicker with a whistle who? – The clicker just clicks, and then blows the whistle, it’s a real sudden and high-pitched interruption.

Joel and Ellie Knock-Knock: Character-Driven Humor

Forget clickers, the real danger in *The Last of Us* is Joel’s deadpan delivery of a knock-knock joke! Imagine Ellie, bright and eager, setting him up, only for Joel’s dry wit to land with a thud. These aren’t just jokes; they’re glimpses into their dynamic, using humor to soften the…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Infected – Infected who? – Infected you’d want to hear another clicker joke, they’re a real scream.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bloater – Bloater who? – Bloater believe I’m going to win this knock-knock competition, I’m bursting with jokes.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker – Clicker who? – Clicker or treat, I’ve got a joke that’s going to be a real head turner.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Runner – Runner who? – Runner to the door, I’ve got a joke that’s about to be a real sprint of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Joel – Joel who? – Joel-ly wanna hear another joke, it’s going to be a real survival story of laughs.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ellie – Ellie who? – Ellie-minate the bad jokes, and get ready for a real fungus of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly to the next town, I heard there’s a new knock knock joke there, but it’s a real long journey.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cordyceps – Cordyceps who? – Cordyceps, I’m trying to tell you a joke, but it’s a bit of a spore-adic experience.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Marlene – Marlene who? – Marlene is here, and she says, “This joke is for the greater good, and also, maybe it will make you laugh, I hope.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tess – Tess who? – Tess you the truth, this joke is a real test of humor, so be prepared.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – David – David who? – David a bad feeling about this, but I’m still going to try, and also, I have a rubber chicken.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tommy – Tommy who? – Tommy-gun my way to the punchline, hold on, this is about to get intense and also a little bit loud.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Riley – Riley who? – Riley-ally hope you like this joke, it’s about to be a real left behind experience of laughs.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Salt Lake City – Salt Lake City who? – Salt Lake City is a real dry place, and this joke isn’t going to help with that, but I’m still hoping you’ll find it funny, anyway.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – FEDRA – FEDRA who? – FEDRA-lly need a hug after this knock-knock joke, and also, I’m not sure if it’s safe for you to be laughing this loud.

Firefly Knock-Knock: Jokes About the Faction

Okay, so you’re tired of Clicker jokes? Try “Firefly Knock-Knock!” These aren’t your average jokes. Imagine a desperate rebel trying to be funny, while also maybe planning a revolution. It’s dark humor, perfectly bleak and hilarious, like those moments in *The Last of Us* when you can’t help but chuckle…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Firefly – Firefly who? – Firefly is here, and we’re looking for a cure, but all we found was this bad joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly ambush – A Firefly ambush who? – A Firefly ambush is waiting for you, and they have a really terrible joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Marlene – Marlene who? – Marlene’s here, and she wants you to join the cause, and also, she needs a good laugh.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly med kit – A Firefly med kit who? – A Firefly med kit is here, but it’s running low on bandages, and also, it can’t fix this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly safe house – A Firefly safe house who? – A Firefly safe house is here, and it’s got a secret, a punchline so terrible, it’s a real danger to humanity.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly with a guitar – A Firefly with a guitar who? – A Firefly with a guitar is here to serenade you with a song, and also, a knock-knock joke, but it’s a little out of tune.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly map – A Firefly map who? – A Firefly map is here, but it’s got no directions to the funny bone, it’s just a picture of a mushroom.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly cure – A Firefly cure who? – A Firefly cure is here, but it’s mostly just a placebo, and also, a really bad knock-knock joke, so don’t get your hopes up.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly radio – A Firefly radio who? – A Firefly radio is here, and it’s about to transmit a joke, but you might need to adjust the frequency to hear it.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly recruitment – A Firefly recruitment who? – A Firefly recruitment is here, and we need you to join, or at least say you liked this knock-knock.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly flashlight – A Firefly flashlight who? – A Firefly flashlight is here, and it’s trying to illuminate the humor, but it’s a bit dim.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly supply crate – A Firefly supply crate who? – A Firefly supply crate is here, but it’s mostly full of useless items, like a rubber chicken and also this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly checkpoint – A Firefly checkpoint who? – A Firefly checkpoint is here, and you need to show your ID, and also, you have to laugh at this joke, it’s protocol.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly training session – A Firefly training session who? – A Firefly training session is here, and this joke is your final test, so get ready to perform for laughter.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Firefly escape plan – A Firefly escape plan who? – A Firefly escape plan is here, and we’re going to need to leave quickly, and also, this joke is the distraction.

QZ Knock-Knock: Quarantine Zone Laughs

“QZ Knock-Knock” delivers exactly what it promises: hilarious, albeit dark, “The Last of Us” themed knock-knock jokes. Imagine clickers and bloaters as the punchlines! It’s a surprisingly funny way to cope with the post-apocalyptic dread, offering a lighthearted escape into the fungal-ridden world. Perfect for fans needing a laugh amidst…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker – Clicker who? – Clicker or not, I’m still going to bite you, and also, this joke is a bit of a scream.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bloater – Bloater who? – Bloater believe I’m going to win this knock knock competition, I’m bursting with jokes, and also, some fungal growth.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambler – Shambler who? – Shambler-ing along, hope this joke isn’t too slow, and also, I’m feeling a little bit…moist.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Runner – Runner who? – Runner, you can’t hide from the infected, and also, from this terrible joke, it’s coming for you.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cordyceps – Cordyceps who? – Cordyceps I’m trying to tell you a joke, but it’s a bit of a spore-adic experience, and also, I might be taking over your brain.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Infected – Infected who? – Infected you with laughter, hope you don’t mind the fungus, and also, you might turn soon.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker with a tiny kazoo – Clicker with a tiny kazoo who? – The clicker just does a series of honks on the kazoo, it’s a real squeaky situation, and also, it’s very painful.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – FEDRA – FEDRA who? – FEDRA-lly need a hug after this knock-knock joke, it’s all a bit intense, and also, you’re about to be quarantined.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ mushroom – A ‘Last of Us’ mushroom who? – A ‘Last of Us’ mushroom is here, and this joke is about to grow on you, and also, maybe take over your brain.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ brick – A ‘Last of Us’ brick who? – A ‘Last of Us’ brick is here, and this joke is about to hit you hard, so get ready for a brick to the funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Fireflies – The Fireflies who? – The Fireflies are here, and this joke is about to be a real beacon of hope, but also, it might just be a broken dream.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ clicker on a unicycle – A ‘Last of Us’ clicker on a unicycle who? – A ‘Last of Us’ clicker on a unicycle is here, and this joke is about to be a real wobbly and also very scary experience.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ bloater with a tiny microphone – A ‘Last of Us’ bloater with a tiny microphone who? – A ‘Last of Us’ bloater with a tiny microphone is here to tell a joke, but it’s going to be a bit too loud, and also, a little bit gross.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ Infected with a ukulele – A ‘Last of Us’ Infected with a ukulele says, “I’m here to strum you a tune, but it’s a bit out of key, and also, I’m craving your brains, so be warned.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A ‘Last of Us’ safe zone – A ‘Last of Us’ safe zone who? – A ‘Last of Us’ safe zone is here, and this joke is about to be a secure place for laughter, but it might also be a little bit too quiet.

FEDRA Knock-Knock: Authority Figure Gags

Ever tried a FEDRA knock-knock joke? It’s a riot! Think stern authority figures meeting the absurdity of a knock-knock setup. “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “FEDRA.” “FEDRA who?” “FEDRA you’d better have your papers!” These jokes hilariously highlight the overbearing nature of FEDRA in *The Last of Us*, making light of…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – FEDRA – FEDRA who? – FEDRA-lly need a hug after this knock-knock joke, it’s all a bit intense.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA checkpoint – A FEDRA checkpoint who? – A FEDRA checkpoint is here, and they need to see your papers, and also, if you have a funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA patrol – A FEDRA patrol who? – A FEDRA patrol is here to enforce the humor protocols, and also, maybe a little bit of the law.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA quarantine – A FEDRA quarantine who? – A FEDRA quarantine is why I can’t tell you a joke in person, it’s a real social distancing of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA ration – A FEDRA ration who? – A FEDRA ration is here, you get one laugh, and that’s it, so make it count.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA curfew – A FEDRA curfew who? – A FEDRA curfew is here, and this joke is about to be over before you even get to the punchline, because it’s way past bedtime.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA interrogation – A FEDRA interrogation who? – A FEDRA interrogation is here, and they are going to ask you a lot of very serious questions about why you find this joke funny, so be prepared for some scrutiny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA supply drop – A FEDRA supply drop who? – A FEDRA supply drop is here, and it’s mostly just bad jokes, and also, some very useful but also very heavy, rubber chickens.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA recruitment officer – A FEDRA recruitment officer who? – A FEDRA recruitment officer is here, and I need you to sign up, and also, to laugh at this joke, it’s mandatory.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA perimeter – A FEDRA perimeter who? – A FEDRA perimeter is here, and this joke is about to be a real test of endurance, and also, don’t try to cross it, or you might get shot with a rubber chicken.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA search party – A FEDRA search party who? – A FEDRA search party is here, and they’re looking for the funny, but also, they’re a bit suspicious of all this laughter.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA lockdown – A FEDRA lockdown who? – A FEDRA lockdown is here, and this joke is about to be a very isolated and also a little bit lonely experience.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA bulletin – A FEDRA bulletin who? – A FEDRA bulletin is here, and it’s saying this joke is mandatory, and also, it’s a real threat to your funny bone, so be careful.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA sniper – A FEDRA sniper who? – A FEDRA sniper is here, and this joke is about to hit you right in the funny bone, with laser-like precision, but also, maybe a little bit too intense.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A FEDRA propaganda broadcast – A FEDRA propaganda broadcast who? – A FEDRA propaganda broadcast is here, and this joke is about to be a very biased, and also a little bit too loud, experience.

Cordyceps Knock-Knock: Fungal-Themed Jokes

Ever wondered what happens when fungal horror meets dad jokes? “Cordyceps Knock-Knock” is your answer! Dive into the darkly humorous world of *The Last of Us* with these fungal-themed knock-knock jokes. Get ready for some groans and giggles as clickers and spores become the punchlines, adding a bizarrely funny twist…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cordyceps – Cordyceps who? – Cordyceps you’re going to laugh so hard, you might just start sprouting mushrooms.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Infected – Infected who? – Infected you with laughter, this joke is a real clicker of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bloater – Bloater who? – Bloater believe this joke is about to explode with humor.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Runner – Runner who? – Runner to the nearest exit, this joke is about to spread like a fungus.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Clicker – Clicker who? – Clicker or not, I hope you find this joke a real scream of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Spore – Spore who? – Spore-adic humor is what I do best, so hold on for a bumpy ride.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambler – Shambler who? – Shambler-ing along, hope this joke is a good one, and also a bit moist.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Fungal – Fungal who? – Fungal-ly hoping you’ll like this joke, it’s a real growing experience.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mycelium – Mycelium who? – Mycelium to tell you a joke, and it’s about to branch out into something amazing.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Cordyceps’ Cure – Cordyceps’ Cure who? – Cordyceps’ Cure, is a vaccine for boredom, and this joke is the first dose.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Tendril – Tendril who? – Tendril-ing out to you, hoping you find this joke a real reach for funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Mushroom – Mushroom who? – Mushroom for improvement, but I think this joke is pretty good.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Fungus – Fungus who? – Fungus is among us, and this joke is about to take over your funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – The Last of Us – The Last of Us who? – The Last of Us is trying to make you laugh, because sometimes you just have to find humor in the apocalypse.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Ellie’s bite – Ellie’s bite who? – Ellie’s bite into this joke, it’s a real ‘clicker’ of funny!

Runner Knock-Knock: Fast-Paced Pun Fun

Ready for some post-apocalyptic giggles? “Runner Knock-Knock: Fast-Paced Pun Fun” delivers hilarious *The Last of Us* themed knock-knock jokes. Imagine Clicker puns and Bloater banter, all delivered with rapid-fire wit. It’s a quick, silly way to lighten the mood after a tense encounter with infected hordes. Get ready to laugh,…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a tiny recorder – A clicker with a tiny recorder is here, and this joke is about to be a little bit spooky, and also very quiet, it’s a real spectral serenade.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A bloater with a tiny top hat – A bloater with a tiny top hat is here, and this joke is about to be a bit heavy, and also surprisingly fancy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A spore cloud with a tiny microphone – A spore cloud with a tiny microphone is here, and this joke is about to be a bit of a hazy experience, and also a little bit too loud.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A hunter with a tiny map – A hunter with a tiny map is here, and this joke is about to take you on a journey, but he’s a bit lost, and also, his map is in Elvish.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A shambler with a tiny bell – A shambler with a tiny bell is here, and this joke is about to be a real slow and also a little bit clangy experience.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A rat king with a tiny kazoo – A rat king with a tiny kazoo says I’m here, and this joke is about to be a real squeaky mess, and also a little bit scary.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A firefly with a broken lantern – A firefly with a broken lantern is here, and this joke is about to be a bit dim, and also a little bit unreliable.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A runner with a tiny guitar – A runner with a tiny guitar is here, and this joke is about to be a fast and furious journey, but also, a little bit twangy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a tiny cymbal – A clicker with a tiny cymbal is here, and this joke is about to get very loud and also a little bit crashy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – An infected with a tiny pair of tap shoes – An infected with a tiny pair of tap shoes is here, and this joke is about to be a bit jerky, and also surprisingly rhythmic.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A bloater with a tiny rubber chicken – A bloater with a tiny rubber chicken is here, and this joke is about to be a bit messy, and also a bit clucky.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A stalker with a tiny recorder – A stalker with a tiny recorder is here, and this joke is about to be a bit creepy, and also a little bit too quiet, so please be careful.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A clicker with a tiny whistle – A clicker with a tiny whistle says, “I’m here, and this joke is about to get really high-pitched, so be prepared for some sharp sounds, and also, clicking.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A spore cloud with a tiny top hat – A spore cloud with a tiny top hat is here, and this joke is about to be a bit smelly, and also surprisingly sophisticated.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A hunter with a tiny microphone and a tiny yo-yo – A hunter with a tiny microphone and a tiny yo-yo says, “I’m here, and this joke is about to be a bit of a wild hunt, and also, I’m not sure what to do with this yo-yo.”