150 Best Funny Zombie Movie Knock Knock Jokes That Will Raise the Dead

Ever feel like your funny bone needs a good, brain-munching tickle? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Forget the slow shuffle and groan – we’re diving headfirst into the hilarious world of funny zombie movie knock-knock jokes. Get ready for a pun-tastic undead adventure.

These aren’t your average, decaying jokes. We’ve unearthed the best, most groan-worthy zombie-themed humor, inspired by your favorite undead flicks. Prepare for some witty wordplay that’s so bad, it’s good!

So, are you ready to laugh until you’re… well, not quite dead? Let’s unleash the zombie comedy and see what’s knocking!

Best Funny Zombie Movie Knock Knock Jokes That Will Raise the Dead

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Braaains – Braaains who? – Braaaains need a snack, can I have your pizza?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zom – Zom who? – Zom-body please help me find my lost arm!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Romero – Romero who? – Romero-ing around this graveyard looking for the exit!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undead – Undead who? – Undead-ing my best to get into this house, it’s really cold out here.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shaun – Shaun who? – Shaun-t you know to lock your doors before the zombies arrive?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Plant – Plant who? – Plant-ing to eat some brains, do you have any?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Return – Return who? – Return of the living dead, and I need a coffee!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Gary – Gary who? – Gary-ing my axe to smash some zombie skulls, want to join?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dawn – Dawn who? – Dawn of the dead-ly hungry, time for a feast!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Corpse – Corpse who? – Corpse-ider this my official request for a brain.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey – Bitey who? – Bitey-ing time to get some more brains, can you help?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Slow – Slow who? – Slow-ly shuffling my way over to eat your face!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Hungry – Hungry who? – Hungry for your… leftovers, I’m on a diet!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moan – Moan who? – Moan-ing for a hug, zombies get lonely too, you know.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Grave – Grave who? – Grave situation here, I’ve run out of brains to eat!

Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes: Brains for Laughs

Looking for a fresh take on undead humor? “Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes: Brains for Laughs” serves up delightfully groan-worthy puns and silly scenarios ripped straight from your favorite zombie flicks. Forget the scares, get ready for laughs! This collection is perfect for a lighthearted chuckle with friends, proving even the…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey – Bitey who? – Bitey-ing time to get some more brains, can you help?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s cousin – Bitey’s cousin who? – Bitey’s cousin is also looking for brains, but he prefers them a little bit more well done.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Brains – Brains who? – Brains are delicious, but this joke is even better.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie chef – Zombie chef who? – Zombie chef is here, and he’s cooking up a real storm of brains, and also, this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Romero – Romero who? – Romero-ing around this graveyard, looking for some brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie choir – Zombie choir who? – Zombie choir is here, and this joke is about to be a real…brain-y performance.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Graveyard – Graveyard who? – Graveyard shift is starting soon, wanna help me dig for brains?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undead delivery – Undead delivery who? – Undead delivery is here, and I’m bringing you some brains, and also a surprisingly funny joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie yoga – Zombie yoga who? – Zombie yoga is relaxing, but it’s also a little bit… floppy, it’s a real brain-stretcher.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s best friend – Bitey’s best friend who? – Bitey’s best friend is here, and he’s brought some brains for everyone, and also, this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Brains for dinner – Brains for dinner who? – Brains for dinner is what I had, can I have some of yours, and also, did you like my joke?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie library – Zombie library who? – Zombie library is where I get all my brain-eating books, and also, this joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s dad – Bitey’s dad who? – Bitey’s dad is here, and he wants to know if you’ve got any brains, and also, he’s got a joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie comedian – Zombie comedian who? – Zombie comedian is here, and he’s hoping you’ll find this joke… to die for.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Brainy – Brainy who? – Brainy time to get some more brains, can you help?

Undead Puns: The Best Funny Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes

Looking for a laugh that’s a little…dead? “Undead Puns” digs up the best zombie movie knock-knock jokes! Think groaning gags and brain-eating punchlines. It’s the perfect collection for those who love horror flicks with a side of silliness, turning the undead into the life of the party. Get ready to…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shaun – Shaun who? – Shaun the living dead, I thought you might need a hand, or a brain.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombieland – Zombieland who? – Zombieland is where I’m heading, you wanna tag along?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – 28 – 28 who? – 28 Days Later, and I still haven’t found a safe house with good wifi.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Resident – Resident who? – Resident Evil, but I’m feeling pretty good, wanna get a coffee?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dawn – Dawn who? – Dawn of the dead is when I’m at my best, and also, when I’m looking for brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Warm – Warm who? – Warm bodies are my favorite, preferably with a side of fries.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Train – Train who? – Train to Busan, and I’m hoping this joke isn’t a zombie-infested ride.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Land – Land who? – Land of the dead is where I’m from, I hope you have a good read.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – World – World who? – World War Z, and I’m just trying to find a safe place to eat.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Day – Day who? – Day of the Dead, and I’m looking for some brains and also some candy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dead – Dead who? – Dead set on making you laugh, even if it’s a bit gruesome.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Night – Night who? – Night of the Living Dead, and I’m just trying to find a good place to hang out.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Fido – Fido who? – Fido-n’t be afraid, I’m just a cute zombie looking for a snack.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Return – Return who? – Return of the Living Dead, and I’m here to pick up some brains from the diner.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey – Bitey who? – Bitey-ing time to get some more brains, can you help?

Groaning Gags: Hilarious Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Joke Scenarios

Ever wondered what a zombie would say at your door? “Groaning Gags” dives into that hilarious horror! This book is packed with groan-worthy (in a good way!) knock-knock jokes, all themed around classic zombie movie scenarios. Think shambling puns and undead punchlines – it’s the perfect blend of silly and…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s mom – Bitey’s mom who? – Bitey’s mom says, “He’s not himself lately, he’s been craving brains, is that normal?”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie clown – A zombie clown who? – A zombie clown is here, and this joke is about to be a real deadpan performance, but also, maybe a little bit scary.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny drum kit – A zombie with a tiny drum kit who? – A zombie with a tiny drum kit is here, and this joke is about to be a slow, and also a little bit shambly, performance.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a parking ticket – A zombie with a parking ticket who? – A zombie with a parking ticket says, “I’m not sure how I got this, I thought I parked in a no-brain zone, but I guess I was wrong.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a very detailed map – A zombie with a very detailed map who? – A zombie with a very detailed map is here, and he says, “I’m looking for brains, I’ve got a very specific route planned, and I’m not sure where the punchline is, is it near the brain shop?”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a library card – A zombie with a library card who? – A zombie with a library card is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, maybe some new puns.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie in a tutu – A zombie in a tutu who? – A zombie in a tutu is here, and this joke is about to be a real shambling ballet of funny, and also, a little bit gross.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a coupon – A zombie with a coupon who? – A zombie with a coupon is here to get a discount on brains, but also, he’s hoping he can get a deal on a new joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny recorder – A zombie with a tiny recorder who? – A zombie with a tiny recorder is here to tell you a joke, but it’s going to be a little bit quiet, and maybe a bit too slow.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups who? – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups is trying to tell you a joke, but he keeps getting interrupted by…hic… brains!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny top hat and cane – A zombie with a tiny top hat and cane who? – A zombie with a tiny top hat and cane is here, and this joke is about to be a real undead gentleman’s performance.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone – A zombie with a tiny megaphone who? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone is here to tell you a joke, but it’s a little bit too loud, and also a bit slurred.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a broken jaw – A zombie with a broken jaw who? – A zombie with a broken jaw is here, and it’s trying to tell a joke, but it’s going to be all mumbling and also a little bit too messy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny telescope – A zombie with a tiny telescope who? – A zombie with a tiny telescope is here, and he’s trying to find the punchline, but he can’t quite see it, it’s a real focus problem.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie who’s a librarian – A zombie who’s a librarian who? – A zombie who’s a librarian says, “I’m here to check out ‘How to be a Good Zombie Citizen’ – it’s a bit overdue, and also I’m craving brains, and also, I have a tiny monocle.”

Rotting Humor: Crafting Unique Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes

Let’s face it, zombie movies are ripe for humor! But forget the usual groans; we’re talking *knock-knock* jokes! “Rotting Humor” explores the art of crafting these undead one-liners. It’s not just about brains, it’s about clever wordplay, playing on tropes, and finding the funny in the flesh-eating apocalypse. Get ready…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shaun – Shaun who? – Shaun of the Dead is here, and he’s looking for a nice pint and a good time, but also, brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Braaaains – Braaaains who? – Braaaains are what I want, but this joke is a close second.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s Grandma – Bitey’s Grandma who? – Bitey’s Grandma is here, and she says, “I always told you to share your brains, dear.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Romero – Romero who? – Romero-ing around looking for a good laugh, and also, a few brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dawn – Dawn who? – Dawn of the Dead, and I’m feeling peckish.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zom – Zom who? – Zom-body please help, I’ve lost my jaw, and also, my funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambler – Shambler who? – Shambler-ing over here to tell you a joke, but it might be a bit slow.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undead – Undead who? – Undead-ing my best to get through this door, it’s really cold out here, and also, I’m craving brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie librarian – A zombie librarian who? – A zombie librarian is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, late fees.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey – Bitey who? – Bitey-ing time to get some brains, can you help?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie chef – A zombie chef who? – A zombie chef is here, and he says, “I’m cooking up something special, and it’s probably brains.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A spectral zombie – A spectral zombie who? – A spectral zombie says, “I’m here to tell you a joke, but it might be a bit spooky and also a little see through.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny recorder – A zombie with a tiny recorder who? – A zombie with a tiny recorder is here to tell you a joke, but it’s going to be very quiet, and also, a little bit slow.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a library card – A zombie with a library card who? – A zombie with a library card is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, he needs to return a book.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a coupon – A zombie with a coupon who? – A zombie with a coupon is here for brains, but he’s hoping for a buy one get one free deal.

Beyond Braaains: Exploring Different Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Joke Themes

Forget groaning for brains, let’s groan with laughter! We’re diving beyond the usual zombie schtick, exploring hilarious knock-knock joke themes inspired by different subgenres. Think fast zombies, slow zombies, even *zombie animals*! We’ll uncover the funny side of the undead, proving that even after the apocalypse, there’s still room for…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Brains – Brains who? – Brains are on the menu tonight, and this joke is the appetizer.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s grandma – Bitey’s grandma who? – Bitey’s grandma says, “I always told you to share your brains, dear, and also, laugh at my joke”.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Rotting – Rotting who? – Rotting time to get some new jokes, this one is getting stale.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambling – Shambling who? – Shambling my way to the punchline, hope you find it decaying good.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Moaning – Moaning who? – Moaning for a good zombie joke, this one is a real brain-teaser.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Groaning – Groaning who? – Groaning with laughter after this zombie joke, I’m hoping it’s a real killer!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undead Delivery – Undead Delivery who? – Undead Delivery is here with your brains, and also, a surprisingly funny joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Graveyard – Graveyard who? – Graveyard shift is starting, are you ready for a night of zombie jokes?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie Librarian – Zombie Librarian who? – Zombie Librarian is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, late fees.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Zombie with a tiny monocle – A Zombie with a tiny monocle who? – A zombie with a tiny monocle says, “I’m here with a joke, but it might be a bit of a brain-teaser and also, I’m craving brains”.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Romero – Romero who? – Romero-ing around this graveyard, looking for some laughs, and also maybe some brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie chef – A zombie chef who? – A zombie chef says, “I’m here to cook up some laughs, and also, maybe some brains, it’s a real blood-soaked experience.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A Zombie with a library card – A Zombie with a library card who? – A Zombie with a library card is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, late fees.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone – A zombie with a tiny megaphone who? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone says, “I’m here with a joke, but it’s a little bit loud, and also very slurred.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a library card – A zombie with a library card who? – A zombie with a library card is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably about brains, and also, he has a lot of late fees.

Infectiously Funny: Using Movie Titles in Zombie Knock-Knock Jokes

Ever wondered how to make a zombie apocalypse hilarious? Try “Infectiously Funny,” where we’ve weaponized movie titles for zombie knock-knock jokes! Imagine groaning “Knock, knock!” only to be answered with “Shaun of the Dead!” It’s a brain-dead (get it?) way to find humor in the undead, and these jokes are…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Dawn – Dawn who? – Dawn of the Dead tired of these puns, can we get some brains now?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shaun – Shaun who? – Shaun of the Dead serious about finding some brains, and maybe a nice pint.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombieland – Zombieland who? – Zombieland says, “Brains, brains, and maybe a double tap of laughter.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – 28 – 28 who? – 28 Days Later, and I’m still trying to find a safe place to eat.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Resident – Resident who? – Resident Evil is here, and this joke is about to be a real biohazard of funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Train – Train who? – Train to Busan is here, and this joke is about to be a real fast and furious ride to the funny bone.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Warm – Warm who? – Warm bodies are my favorite, and this joke is about to make you feel alive, for now.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Return – Return who? – Return of the Living Dead, and I’m just looking for a good time, and also, brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – I am – I am who? – I am Legend says, I’m not sure if there are any survivors, but this joke is still pretty good.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Braaaains – Braaaains who? – Braaaains are what I need, and this joke is a close second, but it might get a little messy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Night – Night who? – Night of the Living Dead, and I’m looking for a place to crash, and also, to eat your brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – The – The who? – The Walking Dead is here, and this joke is about to take a long time to get to the punchline.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Diary – Diary who? – Diary of the Dead, and I’m hoping you like a bit of a shambling pace of humor.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Day – Day who? – Day of the Dead is when I’m at my best, and also, when I’m looking for brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – World – World who? – World War Z, and I’m still trying to find a safe place, and also, this joke.

Apocalypse Amusements: Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes with a Twist

Tired of the same old zombie tropes? “Apocalypse Amusements” offers a hilarious twist! Forget brains; these knock-knock jokes are undead-level funny. Imagine groaning zombies delivering punchlines instead of moans – it’s absurdly great. Think cheesy puns meet shambling corpses, a perfect blend of gore and giggles. Get ready to laugh…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Brains – Brains who? – Brains are on the menu, and this joke is the appetizer, hope you’re hungry for laughs!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s ex – Bitey’s ex who? – Bitey’s ex is here, and she’s looking for some brains, but preferably not Bitey’s.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Shambling – Shambling who? – Shambling my way over, I hope you’ve got some brains, or at least a good laugh!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Guts – Guts who? – Guts feeling this joke is going to be a real gut-buster for your funny bone!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Fleshy – Fleshy who? – Fleshy what this joke is about, it’s just plain funny.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Lurch – Lurch who? – Lurch to the door, I’m trying to tell a joke and also I’m a bit slow, can you help?
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Rotting – Rotting who? – Rotting time to get a laugh, hope you’re not too squeamish!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Grimy – Grimy who? – Grimy hands can tell the best jokes, and also, I’m looking for some brains.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Zombie librarian – Zombie librarian who? – Zombie librarian is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, late fees.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Slow – Slow who? – Slow down, I’m trying to get to the punchline, and also, I think I lost a foot.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Decomposing – Decomposing who? – Decomposing myself with laughter, this joke is a real killer!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Sinister – Sinister who? – Sinister whispering, I hope you like scary jokes, and also, I’m not sure how I got here.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Braaaains – Braaaains who? – Braaaains are what I want, and this joke is a close second, but it’s also a little bit messy.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Undead delivery – Undead delivery who? – Undead delivery is here, and I’m bringing you some brains, and also a surprisingly funny joke.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Graveyard – Graveyard who? – Graveyard shift is starting soon, wanna help me dig up some laughs?

Survival of the Funniest: Mastering the Art of Zombie Movie Knock-Knock Jokes

Ever wondered how to lighten the mood during a zombie apocalypse? “Survival of the Funniest” dives deep into the surprisingly hilarious world of zombie movie knock-knock jokes. It’s not just about groans and brains; it’s about crafting clever puns and absurd scenarios that’ll have even the undead chuckling (or at…

• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s ex-roommate – Bitey’s ex-roommate who? – Bitey’s ex-roommate is here, and he says, “It’s not a good idea to share a room with a zombie, especially when they have a midnight snack habit.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a library card – A zombie with a library card who? – A zombie with a library card is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, he wants to know if he can get an extension on his late fees.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie chef – A zombie chef who? – A zombie chef is here, and he’s cooking up something special for dinner, and also, he’s looking for a brain to sample.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny monocle – A zombie with a tiny monocle who? – A zombie with a tiny monocle says, “I’m here to deliver a joke of the utmost sophistication, but also, I’m craving brains, so, are you available?”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a GPS – A zombie with a GPS who? – A zombie with a GPS is here, and he’s trying to find the nearest brain buffet, but he keeps getting lost in the graveyard.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a coupon – A zombie with a coupon who? – A zombie with a coupon is here, and he’s hoping for a buy-one-get-one-free deal on brains, and also, he’s a bit hungry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie in a tutu – A zombie in a tutu who? – A zombie in a tutu is here, and this joke is about to be a real shambling ballet of funny, but also, maybe a little bit gross.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s grandma – Bitey’s grandma who? – Bitey’s grandma says, “I always told you to share your brains, dear, and also, here’s a knock-knock joke.”
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a broken jaw – A zombie with a broken jaw who? – A zombie with a broken jaw is here, and he’s trying to tell a joke, but it’s going to be all mumbling and also a little bit messy, and also, he’s very hungry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone – A zombie with a tiny megaphone who? – A zombie with a tiny megaphone is here to tell a joke, but it’s going to be a bit too loud, and also a little bit slurred.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups who? – A zombie with a bad case of the hiccups is here to tell a joke, but he keeps getting interrupted by…hic… brains!
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – Bitey’s cousin – Bitey’s cousin who? – Bitey’s cousin is here, and he’s also looking for brains, but he prefers them a little more well done, and also, this joke is a little bit biting.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie librarian – A zombie librarian who? – A zombie librarian is here, and he’s looking for a good read, preferably something about brains, and also, he’s looking for some late fees, so get ready.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A zombie comedian – A zombie comedian who? – A zombie comedian is here, and he’s hoping you’ll find this joke… to die for, and also, he’s a bit hungry.
• Knock knock – Who’s there? – A spectral zombie – A spectral zombie who? – A spectral zombie says, “I’m here to tell you a joke, but it might be a bit spooky and also a little see-through.”